Polish Shower 

The act of urinating into a fan instead of taking an actual shower. Usually done in response to a Polish Bikeride.

Damn yo! Doc takes too many Polish showers and not enough real ones.

Polish Shower by Mr. Fields! May 6, 2005

Bridal Shower 

The act of female ejaculating on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation.

Holly surprised me with a bridal shower, in a room full of people, and I almost drowned.

Bridal Shower by drdavidb November 2, 2014

polish shower 

To return to the lavatory and re-wipe your anus.

"To go wipe your butt again."

"You smell like ass, go take a polish shower."

polish shower by assomatic March 10, 2010

Hobo Shower 

also known as a "public fountain" to civilized people. Stupid hobos undress and bathe in them in the dead of night (although by the looks of it, most hobos never shower at all).

Little child: Mommy can i throw a penny into the fountain??

Mother: Ok honey, just watch out for that naked hobo standing in the middle, he thinks this is a damn hobo shower.

Hobo Shower by HoboStalker July 3, 2007

Power Shower 

an expression for when someone has a turning point in their career which allows them new access to levels of ability such as parking in the handicapped spots even without the handicapped sticker.

"Did you hear about the mayor giving Bryan Cranston the master key to all the private swimming pools in the city?"

"Yeah I did! He deserves it too, especially after he saved that poor midget from drowning in the deep end!"

"Oh man, I wish I had access to all the pools in the city. It's like the ultimate power shower."

Power Shower by Pokeynectar27 June 25, 2015

touch the shower 

To commit suicide, perhaps by touching the shower and electricity at the same time.

I will touch the shower with electridades

touch the shower by sg1138_ January 6, 2006

Yugoslavian shower 

Washing your hair in the kitchen sink. Theoretically, this method is used to avoid washing away the stench from any other areas of their body.

Typically, a Yugoslavian shower would be practiced by gypsy women, and western European women, or anyone else who may enjoy brewing a wretched body odour.

Yugoslavian shower by Mikey Lein December 16, 2011