in like Flynn

When you know you’ve got it made and are personally off the hook with what will likely be zero prison time.

Having a lengthy military and intelligence background as Michael does, he knew how to pull out all the needed information to be in like Flynn.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 9, 2018

fucked like chuck

To be in a very unfavorable predicament.

After the power went out while Chris was on his computer, he was "fucked like chuck"

by Matt Stephens December 29, 2002

slob on my nob like the corn on the cob

blowjob simple as that.

girl gives head

by jamuie December 15, 2003

try it, you'll like it

A lie your parents tell you, usually about food.

Parent: Try it, you'll like it.
Kid: Liar Liar, Pants On Fire!

by Adam Cecil June 1, 2006

Lips Like Morphine

Someone who's kiss leaves you breathless.

She has lips like morphine every time she kisses me.

by Nathan Hulsey October 15, 2006

I like to watch

Originates with the 1979 movie "Being There" starring Peter Sellers as a simpleton who gets interpreted by people as if he were a genius.

The phrase is used today as a funny response to just about anything, especially sexual references.

by Jim McCabe October 2, 2003

lie like a rug

To lie (tell a falsehood); to lie through one's teeth. A pun on lying down, as a rug does.

"Hide the cookies under the crib and lie like a rug," Binky whispered to Charlie as they heard their parents returning home.

by knightshade May 16, 2006