Juice Cleanse

A juice cleanse is when you cut an orange in half and squeeze the juice of it over an erect penis. A woman then gives a blow job and slops up all the OJ. You get the benefit of the blowjob while she gets the immunity boost of the Vitamin C. A true win-win.

Jessica: "Hey do you have any orange juice in the fridge?"

Tony: "No, but I have an orange over here if you want to try a juice cleanse?!"

Juice Cleanse by the Shat Party December 20, 2013

Juice-Juggler  

a. One who swallows bodily fluids produced by sexual organs.
b. It may also be used as an insult to someone who is acting queer.

1."That chick swallows all the time, shes such a Juice-Juggler ."
2."Dude stop being gay. You're such a Juice-Juggler."

Juice-Juggler by Lizzie Jonas January 14, 2008

juiceless 

1. Not having enough juice.
2. Powerless
3. Something you say to someone that just died in a game.

Wow you died already? Juiceless.

juiceless by hubbinotonlyha July 1, 2008

juicebox hero 

a glorified kid, usually under the age of 13.
(origin-little kids drink from juiceboxes.)

A kid is at the playground and can push the tire swing harder than the other kids and run the fastest, throw the ball the hardest, etc. He/she is a juicebox hero.

juicebox hero by amityvillehorror August 2, 2009

juice bears 

Derived from "making bears," originally popularized as a euphemism for a bowel movement by Mrs. Cartman of South Park fame, making "juice bears" is when you are stricken with diarrhea.

Oh, man, I had Mexican for lunch, and I totally made juice bears in the office john.

juice bears by Victor Spoilz June 16, 2010

Juice 

- In replacement of the word Beer/Alcohol.

- When alcohol is mixed with soda/fruity drinks, to drink secretly

Nick: Yooo, John. You just arrived let me get you a bottle of juice!
John: Let’s get messed up tonight with all this juice!

Juice by TiXz December 12, 2018

bungigular juice 

A mixture of liquified fecal matter, sweat, and other fluids secreted by the anus.

"I've got to go to the bathroom. I need to wipe the bungigular juices out of my ass before my underwear gets ruined."

bungigular juice by Drew MacFerguson May 19, 2005