goonvana 

Reaching an ethereal state of gooning to the point where you cum on your own

“I’ve reached complete goonvana”
“Dawg what the fuck”

goonvana by Absni-Aust February 17, 2024

Goonvana 

A nirvana state of mind where if you goon so much, you achieve Goonvana

Mr B: I will have you put in handcuffs, Brayden.
Brayden: Bring it on Mr. B! I don‘t even need hands to goon anymore! For me, Gooning has becomr a state of mind. Watch me achieve… Goonvana!

Goonvana by Osakinator February 17, 2024

goonvana 

goonvana is not just gooning its taking gooning and turning it into a state of mind being on a different plain of existance. goonvana is its own realm.

Bro why didnt you answer the phone

Sorry I was in goonvana

goonvana by Chorgic February 18, 2024

Goontosis 

Goontosis means the state of gooning so much your mind gets taken over by the amount of gooning that you are doing, and you just get taken over and then get so much pleasure, you pass out.

Aidan - Oh no! Junior is going into goontosis!
Junior - oh shit... i-i think i lost my gooning streak *busts*

Goontosis by So, we're trolling. February 18, 2024

goonslut 

A "Goonslut" is a person who likes "Gooning" all the time and refuses to give it up. Someone whose sexual desire isn't satisfied without that constant "Gooning".

Koy, you've been Gooning for SAtIRISt every day!!! Give it a break you Goonslut!

goonslut by Turbo123T3 February 18, 2024

Goontroconvulsive Therapy 

Goontroconvulsive therapy or goontroshock therapy is a psychiatric treatment where goontosis is metaphysically induced by flashing terabytes of adult film content through a brain computer interface all in a moments time sending them into a seizure like state. The device contains a chip and electrode arrays of more than 1,000 superthin, flexible conductors that can transfer however much data you want in mere seconds.

I heard Jeremy went and got some goontroconvulsive therapy work done. I don’t notice much of a difference in his personality or anything strange, although he does seem slightly happier. I ought’ to try it sometime Tom... You’ve heard of goontroconvulsive therapy, have you not?

Goontroconvulsive Therapy by GalaxySniffer420 February 20, 2024

goontosis 

Goontosis is a disease one may contract from overly gooning. It causes blisters on the genitalia area, as well as rashes. Goontosis may be treated with medication, but cannot be cured.

“Did you hear? Anthony contracted Goontosis!”

goontosis by GH0STGOR3 February 20, 2024