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Chris Spratt 

A sample of human or rat urine.
"Ew...what is that smell?"
"Look at the spot on the carpet...looks like a Chris Spratt"

Chris Hansen 

The best human to ever live. He exposes predators and gets them arrested. He is the greatest human to ever exist and always restores my faith in this broken world.
Chris Hansen by Y'all are Stupid December 1, 2020

Chris brown 

Da most sexyest man dat u will ever see in your life
omg did u see chris brown on tv last night he looked so dame fine I'd tap dat in a heart beat
Chris brown by breezy_baby April 15, 2008

Chris Brown 

Full name Christopher Maurice Brown and born in Tappahannock Virginia,he the sexiest r&b singer you will ever see. He can sing, dance, act, and he has the best ideas for matching clothes. He's coming out with a t.v. show and a clothing line. He's been in 3 movies and has appeared on tons of shows, awards, etc. If you have never heard of him then you are very behind on the music and acting industries.The songs he has released are Run It, Yo (Excuse Me Miss), Gimme That, Poppin', Wall to Wall, Kiss Kiss, With You, and Take You Down. He has also been featured in the songs Umbrella Remix by Rihanna, and No Air by Jordin Sparks. He is the new R&B Prince and anybody else better watch out.
Some lyrics to With You by Chris Brown. I need you boo I gotta see you boo and the hearts all over the world tonight said the hearts all over the world tonight
Chris Brown by ~*Leenay*~ April 12, 2008

Chris Henry Disease 

A rare degenerative disease that is triggered by being signed by the Cincinnati Bengals. Often called CHD, Chris Henry Disease causes the afflicted individual to, after getting into a domestic dispute, jump into the back of a pickup truck that is being driven by the individual's fiancee. After a few moments, the afflicted party proceeds to be ejected from the truck and receive serious head injuries, causing the subsequent hospitalization and death of the subject in question. Since 2009, CHD has claimed the life of at least 1 Bengals wide receiver every year. Named after recently diagnosed Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chris Henry.
Jon: Wow, I just got offered a 6 year contract to be a Bengals wide receiver!

Jake: I dunno man, I heard Bengals wide receivers are prone to developing Chris Henry Disease.

Jon: O really? I had no idea. I guess I'll just play for the St. Louis Rams for awhile...
Chris Henry Disease by Daddy B0k December 17, 2009

Chris Brown 

(noun) A ferocious woman beater. Oh yeah, and he's a hip-hop star.
(verb) To brutally harm or injure your woman in a car just because she asked why your ex called you many times

Both words MUST be capitalized.
"Girl you better shut up before I go Chris Brown on your ass!"
Chris Brown by Rodney Kong April 8, 2009