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Counter jockey

n. a retail store employee, usually a teenager, who works a register.
That emo girl's dressed like a Hot Topic counter jockey.
by wayfarer April 29, 2005
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Counterfriends

An alternative and perhaps superior definition is from a business or work setting.

Counterfriends are those coworkers or supervisors you secretly hate but who have no idea how you really feel. Usually a Counterfriend has some obnoxious or dangerous quality, yet for whatever reason, it's not a good strategy to antagonize them.
To avoid serving prison time for murder, I approach all my Counterfriends with misdirection and kindness.
by edx500 October 20, 2011
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Gaygar counter

A device for measuring gaydiation; similar to gaydar, but used to measure flamboyant (i.e. dangerous) gayness rather than to subtly distinguish those in the closet from metrosexuals.
Man, my gaygar counter is going crazy. Your gaydiation levels are off the charts.
by qchu February 8, 2009
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she doesn't count

when two males are discussing who they fancy and they name the female that every other male fancies.

Its the highest status a female can receive in school or at work in terms of who fancies her.
Male 1: "So which one of the girls do you fancy then."

Male 2: "Jane"

Male 1: "Yes I fancy Jane as well but everyone fancies Jane, you have to name someone else, she doesn't count."

Male 2: "OK I also fancy Sarah."

Male 1: "I also fancy Helen."
by covdav October 13, 2010
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Counter-Strike

A wildy addicting FPS PC game that happens to be overflowing with nerdy 17 year olds that use the word "noob" constantly.
"HAHA!!!111!!! 34T D4T B1TCH, 1M L337!!!!111 1 PWNZ J00 FUCK1NG N00B!" ~ Nerd

"Wow, that bitch AWP'd me on Counter-Strike...maybe he's constapated or something." ~ Bill
by Stupid Cabrito September 21, 2005
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Count Dooku

To defecate. As seen in The Venture Bros. episode "Victor. Echo. November."
by Beastman87 August 18, 2010
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Counter-Strike

by csPWNSj00 August 14, 2003
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