bakerlator

A terrain vehicle with tires so misaligned that driving it is like experiencing an amusement park ride.

Taking my bakerlator to the shop this morning I got car sick driving to work this morning.

by Nanas November 21, 2020

Bakers dozen

It when ypu and you're mate are having sexual intercourse and when you ejaculate you pull out and freeze your cum inside molds And when its frozen feed it to your mate .

"Yoo last night me i gave my girlfriend/boyfriend a bakers dozen"

by TankR November 25, 2020

Bakeman

Bakeman is much more than just an individual, bakeman is a Lifestyle. You could come across a thousand Bakemen but never actually meet bakeman.

The phrase bakeman is commonly used to express ignorance or mild annoyance. However there are many other applications for example if you were to be questioned on the unorthodox way you are doing something, or if a situation seems undoable but you manage to pull it off despite, it’s just bakeman.

It is said that many individuals will never understand the way of bakeman, Mr Niagi Is a prime example of one of these individuals.

“Ah mate the taxi didnt take us all the way to the airbnb, we have to walk for 5 mins from here” “FffffUCK bakeman n dat!” “Mate you’re rolling that zute well weird why you doing it like that?” “Dunno it’s Just bakeman N dat” “We’re getting to spoons well late we’re only gonna have an hour to drink there” “FUUUUUCK bakeman n dat you know what I’m sayin n dat it’ll be fine n dat” “it’s my nans birthday today” “happy birthday n dat Bakeman n day you know What I’m SAYIN n DAT”

by PFresh November 26, 2020

Baker

Baker may not be a person but sure is the cutest old dog i have met. When you find a Baker just know that there a keeper by far. WHEN A BAKER ROLLS UP DON'T LET HIM GO

Dog 1 : hey whats your name?
Dog 2: Duke. You?
Dog 1: okay just let me X you off my list
Dog 2 : wait huh?
Dog 1: don't worry about it!
Dog 3 : Hey
Dog 1: Oh hi hot shot
Dog 3: ummmmmmmmmmm
Dog 1 : so what your name and do you have a owner?
Dog 3: Baker and no
Dog 1: okay just let me check you off

Dog 3:...
Dog 1: oh well that lady looks mad lets run!
Me : HES MINE GIVE HIM TO ME NOW!
dog 1 ; NEVER!!!
Me: ( bites paws off)
Dead dog 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Me : i told you to give him to me...
Me : okay baker lets head home now its about time i found one of you.
Dog 3 (Baker) : How did you know my name?

by BAKERS MOM FOREVER December 1, 2020

Bakey

A nice place or venue

Eg “that shisha bars bakey”

by Bakey12345 December 7, 2020

Baker Daniel

Clash Royale gamer

The number 1 clash Royale player is Baker Daniel

by Brudda12;21 December 15, 2020

bakery oven

Like a Dutch Oven, but by stealth and possibly without the duvet over the head. You just catch a whiff, as though walking past a bakery.

The missus bakery oven'd me. I rolled over in bed and thought the septic tank had backed up.

by MC Waitrose Essentials December 28, 2020