baby's daddy

Term used by slutty 18-25 year old women who dont have husbands or boyfriends, but know the father of their kid(s)

Maury, I know he's my baby daddy, he's the only guy I had sex with that day...er wait...ok, he's 1 of 2 guys I had sex with that day.

by Nathan October 24, 2003

Taco Baby

An extemly large bowel movement caused by a consumption of many tacos. Taco babies have been said to have a mind of their own, taking over you digestive track and cause unnatural symtems such as an overwealming craving for Mexican food. Taco babies are mesured in size and is expressed in camper-size form. For example, a small taco baby would be called a junior, wheras a larger baby would be a senior.

Mike: Damn, those tacos were so good at dinner.
Chuck: Yeah, I got a midi 2 Taco Baby brewing in my stomach.

by Smiley CSM October 28, 2009

Chernobyl Baby

Michael Paganis. Royally fucked up in every possibly way mesured by the tools of man and Born in Russia. A teenage mutant ninja turtle gone wrong.

"Paganis; you fucking Chernobyl Baby!"

by RaptorJesus463244747 June 30, 2009

baby raking

(verb) The act of removing stubborn babies off building ledges using garden rakes. A form of pollution control.

Man 1:"Hey man, my apartment building is covered in babies."
Man 2:"Sounds like it's time to go baby raking."

by sircory November 3, 2007

baby-bat

A person that is new to the Gothic scene and is unfamiliar with the Gothic culture.

In her caked on white clown make-up and Hot Topic dress, it was obvious that Jennifer was a baby-bat.

by Allora December 2, 2003

Baby Snakes

slang for a womans clit, referenced in Frank Zappas song, "Baby Snakes"

"Baby snakes
Sure you know what Im talkin about
Pink n wet
They make the best kinda pet"
Taken Directly from the song "Baby Snakes"

by noin June 11, 2008

baby dick

An extremely tiny penis. Any guy with a baby dick belongs in panties, will be a virgin for life and deserves to be made fun of and humiliated forever.

Girl 1: Did you hear that Kevin has a baby dick?
Girl 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Girl 1: He definitely needs to be in panties!
Girl 2: And you know he'll be a virgin for life for sure!!
Both girls: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by Abby Davis September 14, 2008