small dick

The definition of a person with a small dick

Guy 1: Bro you such small dick Lawrence likes guys
Guy 2:No shut up you are

by Cocktails and good April 4, 2022

dick-doubted

The presumption of guilt or wrong doing placed upon an employee by an immediate supervisor based upon the inaccurate and or exaggerated relaying of information they received from another staff member.

I was dick-doubted when my boss bitched me out for something I knew nothing about. He said a co-worker blew me in. Maybe next time I'll dick-doubt'em before they get me!

by Ian McGregor October 10, 2006

Dick Fap

A dildo shiting rainbows

Woah did you see that Dick Fap

by Kadens Gay November 11, 2015

dick dung

A hot ass boy who's a little too full of himself

That dick dung sure is hot but he she thinks he's smarter and hotter

by Hoodie hands 987 April 27, 2021

Vacation Dick

Name for no strings attached dick that you get for a limited time while on vacation. Once you get home, that dick and the man it is attached to is no longer your problem.

Girl, we're in Miami! Get you some vacation dick!

by LocalTheyThem March 17, 2022

E.Coli dick

When a man enters a female without a condom. And ejaculates into her which throws her ph balance off.

“Toby nutted in me and I asked him not to... now my ph balance is off.. he gave me E.coli dick.”

by Liacomeagain November 1, 2019

Dick Mermaid

A dick mermaid is a female who is sucking a cock and kicking her feet as if she were swimming.

Man ,last night I had this dick mermaid give me best blow job I ever had.

by jederic January 17, 2018