pile of washing

When you’re so fat that when you sit down and lean forward, you’re midriff resembles folded laundry

Man this tunic’s too tight, i look like a pile of washing

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

Chicago Car Wash

A euphemism for a drive-by shooting.

The date night was going great until the 5 star restaurant turned into a Chicago Car Wash.

by cockwork October 5, 2019

Youngstown Power Wash

Pissing in your girls booty hole to make sure she’s nice and clean

Sharkisha: Man, I’m feeling really clean today
Jamie: Why’s that?
Sharkisha: My mans gave me a Youngstown Power Wash

by President Jimmy T December 25, 2019

waterway car wash

Worst High school job. It is a scam and they pay their workers $4 and hour with shitty tips. Most kids that work there are either gay or gay. Certain culture there that is just ass

That dude works at waterway car wash, poor dude

by Lizzoeater6969 February 15, 2020

Homie body wash

Homie bodywash means if you forgot yo flamingo u just use your homies bodywash

You: ayo I forgot my flamingo can I use your homie bodywash homie?
Homie:ya sure just don’t slather it in ranch like last time
Random dude named jerry: homie body wash is the wash of the body of the homie

by https://m.youtube.com/watch?v= June 4, 2020

Golden Power Wash

The act of ungratefully urinating inside a woman’s vagina during sexual intercourse Power washing the uterus.

I was having sex with my girlfriend and I gave her a golden power wash... She was not too stoked about that one.

by DirtNasty-6969 August 27, 2020

High Efficiency Washing Machine

A washing machine that uses very little water as possible to wash your clothes. They take longer to wash than a traditional washer, have cheaply made electronic control boards, often lasts less than 10 years, and still can't clean as well as older washers. On the top load machines, the tub brake and suspension systems found on many older machines is replaced with self balancing sensors, which if they fail for some reason to correct an out of balance situation, will cause the machine to shake itself apart violently (literately exploding). They often have poor ventilation, allowing odor causing bacteria to grow inside when not in use, even when the door or lid is left open.

High efficiency washing machines are a complete joke compared to older washers!

by kagome122885 September 19, 2020