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A midwestern home improvement store that is better than Home Depot or Lowe's. They have a big selection of lighting and especially ceiling fans. Menards also carries pet supplies as well! Menards is also known for their 11% rebate you can mail in and get a cashier's check good towards future purchases there.
I'm heading to Menards to pick up dog food and cleaning supplies.
by kagome122885 September 8, 2022
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A washing machine that uses very little water as possible to wash your clothes. They take longer to wash than a traditional washer, have cheaply made electronic control boards, often lasts less than 10 years, and still can't clean as well as older washers. On the top load machines, the tub brake and suspension systems found on many older machines is replaced with self balancing sensors, which if they fail for some reason to correct an out of balance situation, will cause the machine to shake itself apart violently (literately exploding). They often have poor ventilation, allowing odor causing bacteria to grow inside when not in use, even when the door or lid is left open.
High efficiency washing machines are a complete joke compared to older washers!
by kagome122885 September 19, 2020
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United Parcel Smashers, due to the amount of items shipped through their hubs. Any item marked with stickers that say "fragile" or "handle with care" means throw it on the conveyor belt and hope it dosen't break. They don't care about their workers, often pushing them to the breaking point. Contrary to popular belief, the workers that make the "real" money are the automotive mechanics, not the drivers of the brown trucks.
NEVER, EVER ship anything valuable such as a TV through UPS!
by kagome122885 May 22, 2022
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