Wafflessness

The state of not possessing any waffles.

Quinn's wafflessness was cured by a delicious platter of fresh blue waffles.

Wafflessness by King.Shlong April 12, 2011

Waffleausea 

The feeling you get after you just ate one too many bites of your delicious syrup soaked waffle when you knew you were already far passed full.

Oh man, I wish I didn't eat that last bite of my pancakes. I've got waffleausea.

Waffleausea by Jennysioux November 7, 2014

WaffleBoggle 

A woman takes a frozen eggo waffle then rolls it up and shoves it up her pussy then waits 24 hours to take it out and gets a bottle of spray butter and applies the butter to the soggy waffle and tears it into bits then shoves it up a mans urethane and after he ejaculates she proceeds to lick up the creamy bits

Dat bitch WaffleBoggle me so damn good

WaffleBoggle by PackagedWolf237 June 5, 2016

Waffleities 

Waffleities A cat who is a greek philospher cat who is a know it all. Usually a tuxedo cat.

Waffleities demanded dinner.

Waffleities by charlottepet May 6, 2022

hot waffler 

The act of hocking a loogie into your partners upper leg/thigh area, then having said partner close their legs while inserting your penis into the gap and simulating sex.

Julia got caught in a hot waffler when her boyfriend Stephe was feeling a tad phlegmy.

hot waffler by tonytiger420 December 30, 2015

Cleveland Wafflestomp 

To give one a cleaveland steamer and proceed to stomp on it.

"Nothing is worse than cleaning up after a cleveland wafflestomp

Cleveland Wafflestomp by ( * ) August 1, 2017

giggle me some waffles 

A saying to invoke uncontrollable laughter, especially when intoxicated under the influence, aka trippin balls, on lysergic acid diethylamide

Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl, giggle me some wafflesssss... *starts laughing out of control* and she says "whaaaaaaat" so I said, "Google me bitch, yean high"

giggle me some waffles by Firestarterxxxxxx May 17, 2014