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Playtheist 

A playtheist lives life with a playful spirit. A playtheist engages in play to find meaning and connection with self, others, and everyday life experiences. Playtheism is not a religion, nor anti-religion. Anyone from anywhere at any age can be a playtheist. The whole point of being a playtheist is to experience joy and feel alive as much and as often as possible.
A child on a playground is a playtheist. A parent playing with his/her child on a playground is a playtheist.
A playtheist goes to a music festival to let go and get lost dancing to the music, alone or with everyone.
Playtheist by TheWiserAmuser August 9, 2016
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Playing straight up 

1. To play a game WITHOUT the use or interference of 'general bullshit', advanced techniques, or anything that takes away from the casual-player experience. 2. Playing WITHOUT any outside influence, tool-assistance, or additional game knowledge. 3. To play a game in its purest form and at face-value WITHOUT any consideration to how your decisions will affect your chances of winning.
Examples of NOT playing straight up:

1) Picking an overpowered champion/character you don't enjoy simply because it increases your chances of winning.
2) Assigning hotkeys to mouse buttons for inputs that are already accessible by default on the keyboard.
3) Watching a youtube tutorial on an advanced mechanic with the intention of using it in the game.
4) Utilizing any training or sandbox mode for the purpose of improving.
5) Using forums to find glitches/shortcuts/optimizations that improve time trials.
6) Backing down from a fight/battle because it hurts your chances of winning.

Examples of playing straight up:

1) Sending out pokemon without looking at the moveset/abilities and getting it straight into battle.
2) Playing a racing game with the unmodified stock vehicle while using only the brake and acceleration buttons for the entirety of the match.
3) Having an absolute slugfest of a game without any concern for what is happening and who is winning.
4) Knowingly producing an army of inferior units simply because they are your favorite, even if it's easily countered.

In a sentence -
"Hey you should lower the shading in your graphic settings, it makes the enemies easier to see." "I'm good man, I don't care about that shit, I'm just playing straight up."

"You ever tune that thing to a major 3rd or 5th?" "Nah man. I don't fuck around with that shit, I play straight up".

"I was trying to have a clean game and enjoy myself but he refused to play straight up"
Related Words

boggle playing chicken 

Noun- a pathetic person or team (undeserving of but) given the last seed in a tournament in order to make the total an even number
-from an episode of King of the Hill where Peggy must play a boggle playing chicken in a boggle tournament
Person 1- "Yo, your playing Triopia's JV?"
Person 2- "Yeah... they didnt have enough teams for the tournament, so they had to add a boggle playing chicken."

Now you're playing with power 

Nintendo marketing slogan from the 1980s and 1990s.
No, Bobby, just because the Nintendo commercial said "Now you're playing with power!" doesn't mean you get to plug this pair of scissors into an electrical outlet!

Playoff Beard 

The hairy result of a superstition turned tradition in the National Hockey League (NHL) by which players of a given team refuse to shave their beards upon making it to the Stanley Cup Playoffs. In recent years, this tradition has extended from players to fans, making an unkempt beard during playoff season acceptably insofar as one's team of choice is still working toward Lord Stanley's Cup. The beard can only be shaven off under two conditions: (1) The team of choice has won Lord Stanley's Cup and hoist it high as the National Champions; (2) The team of choice has lost the playoffs and must shave themselves to begin preparing for next season.
Mark: Whoa, that's some unruly facial hair you've got going there.

Ian: Yep! The Red Wings made it to the Finals. You know I can't shave my playoff beard until they win...

Mark: Too true.
Playoff Beard by punx6901 May 13, 2009

You Won't Last Five Minutes Playing This Game 

A typical pornhub ad that usually advertises a sex game. If you're horny enough to click on it, be prepared to insert your address, social security number, and credit card information. If you're a fan of watching a caveman fuck a dinosaur or watching Shrek porn, it is highly recommended that you jerk off to that ad.
Pornhub Ad: You Won't Last five Minutes Playing This Game ...
Me: TEST ME YOU FOOL

Playing Golf 

Codename for smoking Marijuana; The act of smoking Marijuana.
Quin: Eric, what are you doing tonight man?
Eric: Just planning on playing golf without my parents knowing.
Quin: That's tight! Don't get caught!
Playing Golf by Eric Swagner November 13, 2011