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Mongolian Nut Combuster 

A sexual encounter involving 3 males. One fully naked man is standing with his scrotum dangling and his legs spread wide. The two others are wearing full Mongolian native tribal gear standing 10 yards away from the man. One is facing his front, and the other is facing his behind. They begin chanting, and when the chanting reaches a climax, they both charge head first and torpedo dive into male 1's nutsack causing a full explosion, Then males 2 and 3 use the blood and mutilated testicles to masturbate.
I cant believe i just gave my grandfather a Mongolian Nut Combuster!
When someone tells their girlfriend that they’re cheating on them while having sex with them.
Person 1: John just told his girlfriend he was cheating while he was having sex with her.
Person 2: He gave her a real truth nut!
truth nut by Vtrevary November 10, 2019
Related Words

fancy nut snatcher 

someone who picks all the cashews out of the mixed nut bowl at a party
Guy 1: Dan is a fucking fancy nut snatcher... there's no cashews left

Guy 2: Yeah, I saw him pick the shrimp out of the shrimp scampi as well

Busted A Nut 

A male inclusive event. The physical act of achieving orgasm regardless of how it occurs. This action is usually quite pleasurable. Occasionally it could be difficult or nearly impossible to achieve due to varying circumstances.
1: Karl and Cheryl was heavy into making love, she was being a Bag Lapper when he rotated her around on all fours and was a Bung Tonguer before he gently Cornalized her, pistoning away while holding her by the hips. With his organ fully engorged, he Busted A Nut, explosiveley, deep in her Tailpipe.

2: Rick and Kathi partied way too hard. Liquor and Vicodin can take its toll. Kathi was horny as hell and dripping wet. She pulled Ricks shorts down and began sucking on his crank like a mad woman. With all her might she couldn't get him fully erect. She licked and sucked his Tailpipe and that didn't help either. He finally became semi hard and she was able to help him Bust A Nut in her mouth and she swallowed every gooey drop.

3: Diane needed some hard dick inside her and wanted to come like crazy. Larry had partied way too late and drank too much. She tried giving him a handjob and sucking on his dick and balls but things just were not working right. He was frustrated, she was frustrated and needless to say he never got to Bust A Nut so she settled for him being a Bung Licker and treating her Tailpipe to a thorough cleansing and an awesome anal orgasm.

cunt nut 

an irritable bastard thats presence is enough to piss you right off
cunt nut by wide-o of wide-os March 11, 2009

Evil Nut 

A temporary condition of the male psyche following an extended period of time without sexual intercourse or masturbation.

Symptoms include unwarranted aggressiveness, lack of focus, and recurring thoughts of brutally hate-fucking annoying celebrities not necessarily known for their good looks per se, but as a means of deriving pleasure from asserting dominance over the likes of big titted news anchors, and dumb-cunt reality show whores.
Dude, I had such an evil nut after that camping trip that I had to rub one out on the drive home to a picture of Jillian Barberie's ass on a billboard.
Evil Nut by PatSullivan November 1, 2015

Reverse Nut 

An extreme feeling of pain and disgust. Used to describe unpleasant events.
Joe: I got an F on that test
Kevin: that’s a reverse nut
Reverse Nut by LongDickBoi June 8, 2018