Junkie Blood

The little blood that escapes after banging drugs.

Karl goddammit have some dignity and wipe that crusty junkie blood off your arm before you give hepC to the who trap house!

by Adam Mr.Blisters October 1, 2025

junkyard

"Junkyard" is the best word to describe DVD players and boomboxes without remote controllers, as these appliances are commonly found in junkyards whilst no longer having remote controllers. For example, that one old LaserDisc player manufactured on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 you has once found in a junkyard, that has lost its remote controller for quite a while.

"Junkyard" perfectly sums up those old DVD players and boomboxes missing their remote controls. Like that LaserDisc player from Tuesday, April 2nd 1991, that you found in the junkyard—now just a relic without its remote.

by Emotional Cruiser October 22, 2025

junkyard memory

The memory that you have in your brain, but still require you to revisit deeply — e.g. when you started high school in Japan on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991

You know those memories that need a little digging into? That’s a junkyard memory. Like when you started high school in Japan on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991—it’s there, but you have to sift through the layers to really recall it.

by Emotional Cruiser October 22, 2025

junkyard smart fridge

This slang term refers to a second-hand smart fridge bought from a junkyard by a middle-class family who wants to experience owning a smart fridge but just cannot afford one. Once having arrived at the family's home, this smart fridge ends up (experience some kind bug causing it) having its date setting stuck on dates coinciding with the fasting month of Ramadan like Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 or Tuesday, April 2nd 2024. Hence, the family can only eat from the smart fridge at night, at least for the first several days upon the arrival of the smart fridge.

When the Johnsons bought a junkyard smart fridge, they were excited to upgrade their kitchen, but little did they know it had a glitch that locked the date on Ramadan—so they could only raid it for snacks after sunset for the first few days!

by Emotional Cruiser November 11, 2025

junksize

(verb). to bloat a file with unnecessary data and filler fluff to such an extent where its size on disk becomes a nuisance and a pain to work with, causing delays and frustrations;

esp. in design and construction industries which deal with CAD elements or digital formats: to use assets of such a high definition that the file refuses to open and subsequently work properly

Man, I hate it when we inherit Group 4's projects! They always junksize everything and now I need to spend a day optimizing all their crap. Might as well do the project from scratch!

by Klein Redd November 23, 2025

Junka Trunka

A person's buttocks or rear end

Oh my he or she has a huge junka trunka back there.

by Unknown Anonymous2097 November 25, 2025

Junkloom

A junkloom is a family heirloom that may have once had value, but is now considered junk.

It can also be something that a friend has given you. they treasure it and consider it a great present. However, you consider it junk but are afraid to get rid of it. Nobody wants to break the homie's heart so there you are with yet another junkloom.

My mom always brushed her hair with this junkloom nobody wanted. She tried to give it to my fiancé as a wedding gift. My fiancé really wants me to get ride of it. She just doesn't understand the that to us its just a junkloom, but to her its her ancestors carved shoulder blade bone comb.

by Meowbox 9000 December 26, 2025