Jordan

Simply put…Jordan is a dick. He is a horrible person who thinks he is above everyone else. He is very funny and good looking but don’t let that deceive you from how horrible he really is.

Person: wow Jordan is such an awful person
Person 2: I know right!? I can’t believe he has friends

by Urrrmum February 6, 2022

Jordan

Jordan has the biggest weiner in all of history, and yes you guessed it it’s even better than Maikas. They’re dick is so massive women bow down and praise the all powerful Jordan

Wow dude do you know Jordan right?

Oh yeah! Jordan! The person with the massive dick

by NotJordanshh December 9, 2021

Jordan

Jordan (a boy): A nice guy who is usually popular, sporty and accepts basically anyone as a friend. They'll cheer you on and they'll support you no matter what. If you feel attacked go to him. If you get the chance to be friends with one you better take it, buddy.

Jordan (a girl): A nice girl who isn't just amazing but can destroy people in sports too. She's even better than most girls and boys no joke. She usually is chill and she can be quiet but when she is with people she thinks are decent even, you can have a pretty fire conversation. She does well in academics and she is mildly popular. Also did I mention she's cute?

Adam: "You know that guy Jordan?"

Boe: "Yeah I wish I could get to know him. He's great."

Luke: "I wish I could have another lunch with that girl Jordan."

That group of boys: "Ikr"

by tacocat2101 December 10, 2021

jodaddy

Someone who is just terrible at everything. They can also be abusive and corrupt at times.

That dude is so jodaddy, I can wreck him in all my video games.

by Lvin December 14, 2021

Jordan Bennet

The act of having relations with an autistic person and making bo2 zombie noises to communicate

“I just want someone to gimme the ol’ Jordan Bennet”

by Peeweevle’s December 20, 2021

joedaget

Only the hottest thing alive!!!

One of the funniest, loving, outgoing person ever born!! He is just as hard as his gf makes him he got his crazy wife pregnant so I recommend you ladies stay away! Joedaget is an amazing rapper n is very generous Tords others.

“Omg did you see joedaget!?”

“Yeah he has a crazy ass wife I’d stay away if I was you”
*looks at him*

*24hours later gets chopped up n sent to her family members house*

by Yuhmum December 20, 2021

jordan

the cutest guy ever had crazy good style rlly good at sports and has beautiful hair and just amazing

he’s so cute his name is prob Jordan

by Djfhfhdu January 1, 2022