the hook

using one's finger in a hook like fashion relieve constipation

Jeff Frentz used the hook to eliminate pressure from his bowels

by Matt Drawbaugh December 7, 2004

Captain Hook

When a guy fists a shemale* in the ass, and if he peeks around to the front, her dangling penis will appear as a hook on the end of his hand.

*Must be a shemale, otherwise its just gay.

I was wrist deep in this tranny, and when I looked over at the wall, I could see a shadow where my hand should have been. And I thought I looked like Captain Hook the pirate. lol.

by Cap'n Sea Biscuit Crunch July 28, 2009

Hookah Furrie

A furrie who smokes at a hookah bar, maybe wears tail and ears at said hookah bar me

I know that guyz a furrie form his bumper stickers and his collar. He's the local hookah furrie

by Hookah Furrie September 28, 2008

Captain Hook

A man whose penis has a 90 degree angle

Dude...check out Captain Hook over there...he must be really lonely

by Zack McClure January 29, 2009

Hook & Sinker

When executing the "Fish Eye", hook your index finger on the side of her mouth.

When I stuck it in her butt she gave me the fish eye, and I executed the hook and sinker

by Nawlins August 8, 2003

Irish Hooker

An alcoholic drink, much like a White Russian, but substitute the vodka with Irish whiskey.

Bartender, another Irish Hooker for me please!

by Doctor Gabriel November 12, 2010

Hooker

Noun (n.)

A solo artist, songwriter, group, or band that writes music for the purpose of garnering attention in lieu of self-expression.

"Have you heard the new Red Jumpsuit Apparatus album? They're just a bunch of hookers now, it's depressing."

by PescadoNino17 January 25, 2009