katy capewell

the best thing in the world to ever exist and only belongs to Demi Philp so don’t touch it or else.

“woah is that a katy capewell”
“yes but don’t touch it”
“why?
“Demi Philp will bite you and put you 6ft under ground”

by CarrotP January 17, 2021

meat carpet

A donna kebab

ima gonna go out this weekend, get pissed and finish off the night with some meat carpet

by interbred.monkey May 28, 2021

chin carpet

a single small patch of facial hair just below the lower lip and above the chin.

Wife: please shave your chin carpet!
Husband: absolutely not

by missmama June 4, 2021

christopher capers

Married A Woman Of Grace Married To Mobb Like I Don't Ever Snitch Or Rat Tell My Story In Fine Print Graduation Of The Game Of Life In A Mission To Be The Greatest Ever Done In One Headline Christopher D. Capers Born 03/16/1083

Christopher Capers Is The Greatest Inflammation Of A Mathematics Teacher He Give Hope And A Belief Of Christ Jesus

by #Lawceyana Cris June 6, 2021

Pizza Capers

A term used to describe businesses that are managers by insecure assholes who believe that standing in a store and waiting for their food product to be prepared is "pressuring their workers".

I was at maccas yesterday waiting for my order and the manager came out, accusing me of pressuring his staff by just standing there and looking at things. When I said I wasn't he then disagreed with me and made a whole song and dance about it. It was such a pizza capers moment....

by Rtard41 June 8, 2021

Fancy Carpet

Slang for a fursuit, coined by youtuber Odin Wolf

"I just got my first Fancy Carpet I'm so excited!"
"I'm saving up to get my Fancy Carpet"

by Fancy Carpet June 17, 2021

Quiet Carpentry

Any facet of Home improvements that are painstakingly attempted before dawn. Indictive of a man tweaking whose up all night .Carpentry done with keeping the noise down as a priority because everyone else is sleeping. A tweaker who has a knack for doing carpentry in his home between the hours of 12 am and 7 am , thus resulting in scattered small jobs with at best sub par results.

Since the pandemic the 24 hour hardware store in Manhattan has been closed overnight . What a drag for my beloved Quiet Carpentry.

by BillyKrash July 31, 2021