preaching to the Buddha 

trying to teach someone something they already know

"If you want to ride an elephant, you have to embrace the beast inside you"
"You're preaching to the Buddha, man, I've done this a million times"

preaching to the Buddha by plokijuh098 April 22, 2010

Budda Head 

Is a person who smoke's Marijuana on a regular basis.

Agent 16: Yo bro, I just bought an ounce of weed to last me the week.

Blade: seriously man, your such a budda head.

Budda Head by Randy N R May 21, 2009

Buddha 

refering to someone being so awesome, rad, the best ever that the only person's strife who could compare to theirs would be Buddha.

"dude. we're so awesome."
"yeah, i'm pretty sure we're Buddha."

Buddha by BaconBuddha July 2, 2008

Budder 

Cannabis extract which ranges from 80-90% THC. The best weed tops off at around 27%, therefore making Budder extremely strong. 'Invented' by BudderKing.

'Man, that Budder kicked me in the balls! I'm so high!'

Budder by Hampton Magna February 12, 2006

Buddhasm

The enlightenment achieved upon the first successful orgasm shared between two consenting individuals.

Many a young person has spent a course of time pondering the wonders of a buddhasm. However, to many a young person, the wonders of a buddhasm have never crossed their minds.

Buddhasm by :L March 19, 2005

buddhaful 

Having a large quantity of buddha-like characteristics.

Josh's intentions were buddhaful, but the poor puppies drowned due to a lack of planning.

buddhaful by weedheaded December 13, 2008

Get away from my buddhism 

1. to have a lot of sketchy sex.

2. To cheat on your wife with many women.

(Made popular by Tiger Woods' interview with Tom Rinaldi explaining why he cheated on his wife)

"Jesse James really got away from his Buddhism these last few years. What a player!"

"Ty's bachelor party is gonna have so many skanks floating around. I'm definitely gonna get away from my Buddhism for a weekend."

Get away from my buddhism by buster chestnutz March 27, 2010