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michael phelps hit

An extremely big bong rip.
So big that it could only be accomplished by someone with lungs as powerful as the Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps.
(1)Remember when Michael Phelps was hitting the bong at a party in South Carolina? That was the definition of a ‘michael Phelps hit’.

(2)Make that guy go last in the circle. You know he will take a ‘michael Phelps hit’.
by Santos L Harper October 23, 2020
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You’ve been hit by, struck by

Friend: Aw man I got it by a truck

Me:* sings* you’ve been hit by, struck by, truck OWWWWW

friend: I hate you
by Das nuts 69 February 21, 2021
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morning vape hit

morning vape hit - the first thing you do in the morning before actually waking up, talking, getting on your phone, or even speaking, you automatically are looking for a vape to hit it as soon as you wake up to function.
jackson, I feel so much better now that I got my morning vape hit in let’s go skydiving today!

bro leave me alone I got to get my morning vape hit in.
by amoneydollasign October 30, 2023
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If you dont know how to braid hit that follow button lets gooooooo shake em man
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A weird saying that your southern relative said to you once. People speculate is has the same kind of meaning as: maybe is a strong word, maybe if the starving children had food they wouldn’t starve. But it seems to be said all country-like and it’s strange now.
Relative: Maybe If A Bullfrog Had Wings It Wouldn’t Hit Its Butt When It Jumped.
You: (Visible confusion)
Relative: maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped
You: Wtf
Relative: MAYB-
You: STOP
Relative: maybe is a strong word
by Dedatedwam February 26, 2021
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gravity hit

A hit of pot smoke taken from a gravity bong. These are generally high-volume inhalations (2 litres to 1 gallon, usually) and yeild large quantities of smoke, usually resulting in excessive coughing.

One gravity hit of medium potency pot is usually enough to get fairly stoned.
I must have smoked a half gram in that one gravity hit. It blew my head off, now I'm pretty baked.
by Experienced Smoker April 16, 2007
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sneak a hit

verb: to take a hit from a cashed bowl with the hope that there is enough weed and/or resin in there for it to be worth it.
I don't care if the bowl is cashed i'm gonna try to sneak a hit anyway...shit, it was definitely cashed.
by Leroyjenkins May 17, 2007
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