Goontosis 

The process of being in the midst and most extreme part of “Gooning”

Jeff: Hey man, you wanna go to the park
David: *Doesn’t respond for he is in the middle of Goontosis and is mentally in another reality*

Goontosis by Dick Johnson Smalls February 14, 2024

Goonestrious

A state when you break your edging streak to another big burly man

Chase was in goonestrious after looking at Braulick Indian men.

Goonestrious by The GoonMaster February 15, 2024

Goonmaxing 

Going all-out (maxing) when you are gooning (edging so hard that you start to hallucinate)

Leave him alone, he’s busy goonmaxing rn

Goonmaxing by Q-lover6000 February 15, 2024

gooning 

Gooning. Where a male and his cock merge into a dragon ball. and have sex together.
and they make babies 👶

EX: i have read the word gooning too much so i’m gonna hang myself of a bridge.

i’m gonna go hang my self because my gooning left me

gooning by jorgeeman February 15, 2024

gooning 

Edging to someone for prolonged periods of time

“I’m gooning on ur grandma”

gooning by rcrftvububvyf February 15, 2024

goonvana 

The art of gooning without the need to use hands, it is a state of mind. You have become one with gooning after achieving goonvana.

“No need to restrict my hands, I have become one with gooning, I have achieved goonvana”

goonvana by JaquelleBoomburger8685 February 16, 2024

goontosis 

A state reached after gooning for a prolonged amount of time. Similar to hypnosis, you become one with the goon. A stiff breeze or a sudden movement will be enough to make you cream cheese all over the place.

Teacher: Brayden is in the back of the class with his eyes rolled back and his lip quivering, I think he’s in a state of goontosis.
Principal: Damn it, carry him over to my office right now!

goontosis by Waukee fan man February 16, 2024