golden tickets 

A case of Miller Genuine Draft or a single MGD or MGD light refered to as golden ticket because of the all gold beer cans like how coors light is referred to as silver bullets MGD is reffered to as golden tickets

what should we get a 30 brick of silver bullets or golden tickets?

golden tickets by MASTERBLASTER Big D money November 25, 2010

Golden Brown 

a Blunt filled with resinated weed. Smoked to the roach. The roach of the resinated blunt is called golden brown. once you get enough golden brown roaches you roll a golden brown blunt!!

That golden brown blunt got me blitzed!!

Golden Brown by Brett Duenhoft October 6, 2008

Goldilocks 

You put your dick in a girl's butt but it's too tight
You put you dick in a girls vagina but it's too loose
So, you put your dick in her mouth and it's JUST RIGHT

I hooked up with Pamela once. It was a Goldilocks experience...the first two holes just weren't working

Goldilocks by alittlehart May 17, 2007

Golden God

The ultimate evolution of everything purely evil. The greatest person ever to breathe air. Zax.

"I'm the Golden God, please leave a message"

Golden God by Effran Cattala October 8, 2003

goldilocked 

you prepare yourself a meal early in the day and refrigerate for later consumption and your roommate/spouse/someone other then you, microwaves it all, eats half of it and puts it back in the fridge rendering it un-edible because it cannot be re-heated twice for fear of food poisoning.

much like goldilocks and the 3 bears (taking wee bites of porridge and not finishing all of it)

oh man! my roomie totally goldilocked my butter chicken and cous-cous!!

goldilocked by gorgeousgeorge83 April 13, 2010

golden funnel 

Receiving a Golden Shower while wearing a plastic collar guard like those put on a dog to prevent agitating of wounds.

I gave that bitch a golden funnel last night!!!

golden funnel by forrest484 May 12, 2006

Golden Pocket 

A man puts on a condom and urinates into it such that it inflates and proceeds to penetrate his partner. The top end of the condom is secured with a twist tie or hair elastic.

Jim had always wanted to know what it felt like to have sex with a hot water bottle but didn't own one, so he gve the golden pocket a try.

Golden Pocket by Doug Ruggles October 29, 2007