zoey

zoey is a crusty rat who lives in the sewer. She thinks everyone likes her but they don't. Zoey usually has greasy hair and doesn't care what people think (in a bad way) Zoey is an antisocial loser who also thinks she is stylish but ends up looking like a garbage can.

"Woah is that zoey?"
"Yeah watch out man, she is pretty crusty."

by sexychungi April 8, 2015

Zoey

The bitch who you ask to homecoming and she fucking leaves you on seen

Me: Zoey left me on read when I asked her to homecoming

Friend: Fuck that bitch.

by epicbackflip October 15, 2019

Zoey Dickerson

She's a pretty girl, but underneath it all she's troubled. She struggles with depression and anxiety, as well as suicidal thoughts. She's boy crazy, and when the boy rejects her, she can't do anything, and lays awake at night, wishing she could die.

I'm her friend. She needs help, help her if you know her!

Me: yo Zoey wassup?
Zoey Dickerson: I wanna die

by Ligma_balls273 April 29, 2022

Zoey

Usually a very weird person.

Friend: Zoey is fucking weird.
Another friend: yeah ikr. She's a loser.

by 9/11 was just a performance. March 10, 2019

zoey

is a real bitch and never shuts up. when you do tell he to shut up, she doesn't stop and tell you to shut up. when you first meet her she is really kind and shy.

boy 1 look at that hottie
girl 1 oh, thats zoey
boy 2 whats wrong with her?
girl 2 she is the worst
boy 1 run!!!!

by pink flUffY uNiCoRnS !23456780 October 26, 2018

Zoey

A demon

Jesus save me from this hell Zoey’s putting me though!

by Larkshipsucksandshouldbebanned September 5, 2019

zoey

a fishing nasty person. if you ever see her, run!!!

a zoey is so nasty

by depressedbitch11 November 14, 2019