zach

The kind of Man whore who acts so sweet and nice and likes to kiss innocent girls, and then ask them if they 'just want to be friends'. The usual 'kiss&ditch'.

Zach is also asian.
He also has a small dick.
He also needs proactive.
He also wishes he could get a classy girl, and once he has one he ditches her, becuase hes to nervous to be around such an amzing girl. So, instead, he dates whores who makeout with him, because he doesn't really know how to carry on a real conversation with a girl who he acually likes. MEGA FAGGOT.

Classy girl: Anthony seems sweet.
Some hoe: I know hes so damn sexy. I hooked up with him last week.
Classy girls friend: Oh shit. Looks like we are dealing with a zach.
Classy girl: i've been down this road. Let's egg him.>:D

by hairywang November 16, 2010

Zach

Someone who wears ripped jeans and always has his knees out.

"Here's Zach with he's knees out again."
"Go put them away!!!"

by russiangeeza October 16, 2018

Zach

But sniffer

Zach is a but sniffer

by Clouds8080 May 7, 2019

Zach

A Russian/muslim islamic ultra-terrorist who wants to work for nasa just so he can plant a bomb on the next space shuttle to the moon and kill every living thing on it. Nickname: the spastic

Zach, your jokes aren't funny. You fucking demented 4 year old born in Afghanistan.

by bigmanfunny4 October 28, 2019

Zach

He is a Jackass, asshole, and retard; essentially one who annoys everybody within a square mile of his location. He spells his name "Zach" because he wants attention over using the correct "Zack". He deserved to have his face slapped for every bad joke he uses and for every dickhead move he makes.

Zach is a fucking retard

by A. Smartass January 30, 2019

Zach

Zach is the best person you'll ever meet. He's kind. Weird. Funny and cute..
OOF during sex he's a lil feisty (if you know what i mean)

Girl 1: Omg look at Zach hes a total bae

by Your Baby Zaddy December 10, 2018

Zach

Zach is a dick head that hates everyone.

ZACH is a ass

by kdcndkcvn June 11, 2018