WIENER COUSINS

When 2 guys have sex with the same woman that makes them "Wiener Cousins" which is an unbreakable bond that men must obide by!!

Dennis & Alan had sex with Amy those guys are soooowiener cousins!!!

by PapAlano April 24, 2009

cocktail wieners

Best served with barbeque sauce and a toothpick. May be cooked in a microwave or an oven then doused in bbq sauce

I made cocktail wieners the other day b4 my friends came over they were very good.

by Will April 22, 2005

wienerize

1. (v) a synonym for "copulation" that involves a shlong, meat-stick, crotch-worm or otherwise penis-esque object...also synonymous with "fuck", "pork" and "greasing the blood log"

2. (v) a 23rd century process by which the bratwurst bots of Northern Latvia converted 30,000 hapless peasants into their unwilling thralls.

3. (v) a 24th century slang term for manipulating the uneducated into eating primitive 21st century meat products made from the ground sphincter-gristle of pigs

"Hey baby, why don't you come back to my place and let me wienerize you?"

"Just lemme take off my sullied adult diapers and we can start the process of wienerization, baby!"

"The corpse of Monika Pavils was found in Northern Latvia today, her prefrontal cortex replaced by a log of kielbasa in an apparent attempt at wienerization gone wrong..."

by Dwokoneseus November 27, 2009

beaner wiener

when a penis is covered in brown poop after anal sex.

I'm not sure Katie wipes her ass because she gave me a beaner wiener.

by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

wienerface

1. To suck at life
2. Dork
3. Goofball

also see alternative spelling weinerface.

1. I can't believe you got a 50 on that test, you're such a wienerface.
2. You wienerface! Don't do homework instead of watching Zoolander!
3. You're such a wienerface, calm down and get in to bed with me....right now....

by G$ March 3, 2005

Wiener

When a male is not mature enough to be called a "dick"

- Man, did you see that ass last night?

- Yeah, what a wiener!

by Tyler Green May 6, 2008

wiener

1. Vulgar slang for a penis

2. A person that is deliberately a jerk

1. I have a nasty rash on my wiener

2. Quit acting like a winer, jackass!

by rdodgerules July 15, 2008