Whale Ho!

1. An morbidly obese prostitute

1.Man I: "Whale Ho!"
Woman I: "Did somebody just call me a whale?"
Man I: "And a ho!"

by alololololololollolololol March 21, 2010

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Whale Fin

A win, fail situation. Someone has a win out of someone else failing.

Ahh, man, that a was a whale fin.

by Suzzer13 August 10, 2010

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stealth whale

When a slutty fat girl uses the " Myspace/facebook " Camera pose to make herself look thin, but in reallity shes a beast !

Beki Eaton Is a stealth whale

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Whale Surfacing

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by Stealthwhaler August 14, 2011

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Whaling Instructor

A master whaler. One who is proficient enough to make their career out of teaching others the art of whaling. The best of the best have the life long ambition of landing Moby Dick.

I can't believe you took advice from Bill Davies. You need a pick up artist dude. Not some fucking whaling instructor

by burr killer October 15, 2010

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whale blubber

To freeze ones semen in an ice cube tray, and serve it as ice cubes with cold Vodka.

“I typically chew gum after I have a couple of Whale Blubbers”

by Eldon John March 22, 2019

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Dying Whale

If you're in class or in an important, quiet room then your stomach pulls it's special move known as the dying whale, your stomach starts moaning in a way that can only be described as a dying whales last moans.

It causes embarrassment as it only happens in inconvenient times.
So, always make sure you have plenty to eat or your stomach might go dying whale on you.

Whilst I was in class, my stomach tried to pull a dying whale on me, I was leftmortified and humiliated as I felt my inner dying whale let it's voice be heard.

by DyingWhale January 17, 2015

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