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Ohio Bidet

When an automatic toilet's sensor is too sensitive and flushes a toilet while you're still seated, covering your ass in nasty toilet water.

Taking a dump and leaned forward to scratch my leg and I hear, "Whoosh." Damn toilet hit me with the Ohio Bidet.

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Fat chick in yoga pants.

Look at that Yoga Whale thinkin' those pants are gonna make her big ass look decent.

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