Whale Ho!

1. An morbidly obese prostitute

1.Man I: "Whale Ho!"
Woman I: "Did somebody just call me a whale?"
Man I: "And a ho!"

by alololololololollolololol March 21, 2010

Dying Whale

If you're in class or in an important, quiet room then your stomach pulls it's special move known as the dying whale, your stomach starts moaning in a way that can only be described as a dying whales last moans.

It causes embarrassment as it only happens in inconvenient times.
So, always make sure you have plenty to eat or your stomach might go dying whale on you.

Whilst I was in class, my stomach tried to pull a dying whale on me, I was leftmortified and humiliated as I felt my inner dying whale let it's voice be heard.

by DyingWhale January 17, 2015

whale blubber

To freeze ones semen in an ice cube tray, and serve it as ice cubes with cold Vodka.

“I typically chew gum after I have a couple of Whale Blubbers”

by Eldon John March 22, 2019

Humpgut Whale

The sensation of feeling so full, you're having difficulty moving and your stomach is so bloated it is sticking out like a hump.

"Man, I'm so full I'm beached on this couch like a humpgut whale"

by geneticallyblonde December 3, 2011

Whale Calling

The noise generated deep in the bowels when you're holding in a fart. This usually happens in large groups and/or close quarters with other individuals. The sound is quite similar to the underwater calls of the blue whale, which can include clicking noises and long, soulfull groans. Individuals engaged in whale calling will often blame hunger, and that the noise is a "growling" stomach, but the astute observer should readily identify the sound as flatulence desperate to escape the confines of the "caller's" bowels. The whale call may also be referred to as a "reverse-fart".

Denise (upon whale calling): Oh my, I'm so hungry my stomach is growling!

Fritz: Bullshit, it's 2pm and you just ate...you're whale calling because you probably have to take a dump.

by The Good Reverend Doctor January 9, 2013

Whale Stomp

To stomp someone with excessive weight, crushing the helpless victim.

Catherine got angry when she found out this was made and whale stomped the poor guy.

by iblurz June 19, 2011

Yoga Whale

Fat chick in yoga pants.

Look at that Yoga Whale thinkin' those pants are gonna make her big ass look decent.

by Stilldking May 14, 2013