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lads weekend

The holy grail of a shared house when all the girls are away leaving the lads. Generally involves lots of beer consumption, football watching and rowdyness. Typical songs listened to during lads weekend include "three lions on the shirt" and "vindaloo".
"Yes its lads weekend again"
"Lads weekend lets go mental and trash the gaff, grapes and bread anybody?"
"lets go get some chubby hos, I love lads weekend"
by mandyisblack.beafraid December 9, 2008
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tuck tail weekend

Running away from your problems generally associated with way too much drinking and spending too much money at the bars by traveling to a family member's house the following weekend. To avoid harassment from close friends due to embarrassing performances at the bar.
"Is he around this weekend?" Nah, it's a tuck tail weekend. He was a mess at the bar on Friday and Saturday and spent like $600 at the bar.
by The Widge May 27, 2008
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wes welker

A short white man who is inexplicably athletic.
Bounced around the NFL for a while, owning but going largely unnoticed.
Tom Brady's number two target after Randy Moss.
by Ignatius Strangelove November 26, 2007
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weekend dad

As popularized by Milhouse on The Simpsons, a phrase referring to the father of a child who's parents are divorced and split custody of the child.

In such situations, what can happen is the mother has custody of the child during the week, while the father gets to spend one or both days of the weekend with him or her.

Phrase is especially true if the mother is remarried or has a boyfriend, hence the child's father figure during the week. This makes the biological father the weekend dad.
Kid- "Where are we going this Saturday weekend Dad?"
Father- "Stop calling me that! We're going to the water park."
Kid- "Thanks, weekend dad!"
by ACG2x October 20, 2004
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Weenerscape

the growingly popular version of the MMORPG Runescape, in which players are penises instead of people.
Guy 1: Have you seen gavin today?
guy 2: Yeah, he's playing Weenerscape
by Gayvin Lucky June 10, 2009
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Weekend Bulimia

A person in thier twenties who typically takes good care of their body through consistent excercise. healthy food Intake and not abusing alcohal. However, once the weekend hits, she/he binges on several types of drinks (wine then martini then beer then red bull/vodka then the many shots that are insisted upon taking by the many) and inevitably ends up puking in the bar bathroom stalls.
Weekend Bulimia. Cause it only happens on the weekends. It's not as serious
by Joeyelly June 16, 2010
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weenerbeetle

A act of being annoying or extremely retarded, stupid, and/or mental. Also referred to as penisbeetle.
You guys are such weenerbeetles
by chachacha14141414 July 25, 2010
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