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wanting a melon dip

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When someone is sees and immediately becomes attracted to someones big tits and feels like they want to go in a hot tub with them when your both naked.
Jason: Damn! Jessica has some big tits!
Colton: Yeah, I feel like I’m wanting a melon dip
by periodwithtrans April 4, 2023
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mail waiting

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When you spend hours waiting for mail by constantly checking the mailbox/your notifications.
Person A: *refreshes mail page*
Person B: You've refreshed the page 100 times.
Why are you still doing it?
Person A: I'm waiting for an acceptance e-mail.
Person B: May you please stop mail waiting?
I need to use the computer too, you know!
by ChameleonDragon March 10, 2018
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Time-wasting Cunt

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Someone who chats online to you for weeks, you call each other randomly to chew the fat, you send recent face and body pics of each other, everyone likes everyone's "bits n pieces", everyone's on the same page (or so it seems), they turn up to your house for what you both understand is a booty call then they decide to leave within the hour after only a beer lol
"What a time-wasting cunt."
by Wtfisgoingon1407 August 2, 2019
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Third Party Bed Wetting

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This is a term that describes someone who thinks they wet the bed, when in fact they did not. This typically happens when a couple who are completely obliterated have sex. The male has most likely been holding in piss like his bladder was the Hoover Dam and right at the climax, he has no control of the floods and fills his partner with semen and urine. He then rolls over and is out cold in seconds. The female, who is also drunk, has no idea he went number 1 inside her and also rolls over to go to sleep. She wakes up hours later in a puddle of piss that was not hers.
Big Easy: Dude, last night was a train wreck. My wife keeps apologizing to me for wetting the bed but she really didn't.

Tyrant: Not following you there bud.

Big Easy: I think I pissed insider her last night and didn't want to tell her.

Tyrant. Well you can't ever tell her about the third party bed wetting.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm February 22, 2019
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Dick in waiting

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The extra dick in the room during any group sex setting. Typically this member will be less, or not at all, participatory. This can be due to a number of factors such as cuckhold, size envy, performance envy, lack of appropriate medication, ill-sized contraception device, excessive alcohol consumption, etc. this member will not likely be able to perform if needed.
While Shela was sitting on my face while Mary was riding cowgirl, poor John was just the dick in waiting.
by SexyJammies January 12, 2021
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Why am I waiting?

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You're waiting and you shouldn't be.
Joey: 'making food for everyone'
Tim: im hungry why am I waiting?
by jo pig August 7, 2021
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wating

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An act of sexual self-gratification in which milled cereal grains such as oats or barleycorns are rubbed upon erogenous zones, customarily the pudenda. An atypical gerund, almost always used in the infinitive. Origin obscure, first noted among the Essex teddy boy culture of postwar Britain but plausibly derived from the Norfolk watty or wheatmeal. See also frotage, brown monocle
"No more bashful than any of his frustrated adolescent peers, Jim had launched upon career of carnality with the first tremorous steps of wating behind the Land Girls' dormitory" ('Licky Jim', 1958, Queensly Amis)
by Hubertus Pozwillow January 1, 2008
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