Wanker

British slang for "one who masturbates", usually a teen-term. Roy Keane (Manchester United Midfielder) almost beat up a nerd who called him a wanker.

The 16-year old nerd, whose dad and mum are wankers, called Roy Keane a wanker. Keane should have shoved the moped up this nerd's A**.

by Glass-Shady March 3, 2005

Wanker

One who masrubates on a daily basis and also is a total douch

Slagof and Marco are a Wanker.

by Jonah wasin June 16, 2016

wankerer

someone who has been accused of wankering.

beagle stop making fun of pawan you wankerer.

by MAN_WITHOUT_PANTS May 13, 2005

Wanker

A faggot like man or women

"Your such a wanker"

by asdasfasasd March 12, 2009

Wanker

a skier or snowboarder who wears jeans

skier:"is that guy wearing jeans?"
snowboarder:"yea, that guy is a wanker"

by skippybum November 4, 2003

WANKER

A pathetic attempt at an insult

why you damn wanker i'll beat your arse!

by BEAVIS August 3, 2004

Wanker

One who 'wanks' (i.e.). One who participates in the act of 'wanking' (masturbation).

A common term in the United Kingdom, but less commonly used in the United States. Although its litteral translation is 'masturbater' it is generly used as a derogative term in general.

British guy- HEY! You! your a 'bloody wanker'!
American guy- Ummmmmm...... Whats that?
British guy-...... Fuck you!

by PokesAlotaSmot420 March 20, 2011