Tyson five round

To poop at such an angle that the turds hit your scrotum. Such as when a boxer hits a speed bag.

"Damn bro, I was taking a dump when that plane was in a vertical dive and it made me do a tyson five round!"

by 2ShadesOfNas-T March 28, 2012

Tysonite

Someone who is an avid follower, fan, or believer of Neil deGrasse Tyson, the famed science popularizer and astrophysicist.

After watching his epic show, Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey, I became a Tysonite!

by mhhyoung May 9, 2014

Tyson-Holyfield

A reference to the "bite fight" when Mike Tyson bit off a piece of Evander Holyfield's ear. The act of biting a person in the ear

JESUS! That guy just did a Tyson-Holyfield!

by Jax3000 October 2, 2016

tyson richardson

A fat ass cracker jack looking mother fuckerrr who has black teeth and can't see straight and talks like a redneck

That Tyson richardson liveS on a farm

by LA mexicano March 9, 2017

tysheara

The realist

Tysheara tells it how it is

by EebDaCamp March 14, 2017

tyson maddox

The dopest kid in school. He has the biggest heart and he is loyal af. Every girl would want a guy like Tyson Maddox.

Tyson Maddox is so loyal.

by LitPerson44 October 11, 2017

tyson beus

A dumbass bitchhole

"you fucking tyson beus"

by eugenesmommy January 17, 2018