Two Stupid Dogs

A kick-ass Hanna-Barbara cartoon that was around during the early 90's.

"Isn't that cute.....BUT IT'S WRONG!!!"

by Dave December 30, 2004

two way petting zoo

You pet the animals, they pet you back.

If you're feeling down, head on over to the two way petting zoo.

by drflubert March 20, 2009

two-pieced

to be hit in rapid succession by two punches

Did you see the fight when Kobe got two-pieced?

by jjthekid March 6, 2008

I don't give two fucks

Used to put more emphasis that you don't care.

Dan: you know mom will be mad if we're late for dinner but I don't give a fuck
Tom: Well, I don't give two fucks, she makes crappy meatloaf anyway

by J'adore UD May 21, 2010

two peas in a pod

two people getting along really well

lani and makayla are like two peas in a pod when theyre together

by arthurloveskids November 6, 2018

two waitresses to go with nothing on them

An interesting thing to order at a McDonalds drive through when you're pissed. (Yes, I actually did this, and no, I wasn't driving...)

Drive through speaker: Is that everything?

Drunk passenger: We'd also like two waitresses to go with nothing on them, please.

Drive though speaker: <Silence>

by Eugene206 October 13, 2006

take-two interactive

A dumb publisher who published GTA V and only cares about money and not their players. Doesn't support SINGLEPLAYER modding and counts it as illegal. Basically a bunch of fag publishers.

Yo, you got that Fuck Take-Two Interactive blimp?
Of course.

by [MG] Flames July 3, 2017