hit it 'n twit it 

When you brush the shoulder of a hottie, and then tweet that you're with said person, as if to make people think you "hit that".

Coined by band members of The Fold in their youtube creation "Can't Stop Twitterin"

"Yo, I'm chillin in a hottub with some hotties- I just hit it 'n twit it!!!!"

(person typing is actually on the other side of the hottub, looking awkward while the hotties are completely ignoring him)

hit it 'n twit it by thefoldrock January 10, 2011

word of Twit 

Information uncritically believed followed and quoted exactly as read on Twitter.

I brought home a trunk full of beef before I realized the impending meat strike was was only word of Twit.

word of Twit by JonasOfToronto May 27, 2009

porn-twit 

a person who posts his or her porn and sexual activity on twitter in 140 characters or less.

Jessica's texting to twitter while in a 3-way made her a porn-twit.

porn-twit by lizybee January 6, 2010

Twitter Twit 

Somebody who uses twitter to keep everyone who follows them informed of their minute by minute activity. The activities are general and meaningless, but the twit thinks that the world gives a damn.

Twitter Twit using twitter:

Twitter Twit: omigod, just had a piss. how great is that!?

Twitter Twit: put the lid down now, phew..

Twitter Twit: having a sip of water, yah!

Twitter Twit by visrat March 19, 2009

nit-twit 

A person who constantly tweets, flooding you with inane details about their daily activities.

John is a total nit-twit, I've gotten 20 tweets from him this morning, the most interesting of which being that his cat loved the new cat food.

nit-twit by golden wench October 14, 2009

Net-Twit 

A Net-Twit is an over user of the popular site "twitter". Net-Twits feel important by replying to celebrities and posting their own tweets and pretending that people follow. The other guideline to being a Nit-Twit is that they log into twitter multiple times per day and are addicted to it.

"Jenny just tweeted that she had a massive dump. That is her third tweet already today! What a Net-Twit."

Net-Twit by darkshadow29 September 9, 2011

twitter twit 

someone who uses twitter in stupid ways, or to cause drama, spread rumors.

I can't even deal with Luke anymore, he's such a twitter twit.

twitter twit by liztastic March 15, 2009