Truffle shovel

Licking truffle butter off of someone's asshole and proceeding to eat it

Hey baby, only $50 for a truffle shovel.

by TheMacDaddy March 19, 2016

chav truffle

A minature scotch egg, a delicacy enjoyed by the economically challenged

Chardonnay will do anything for chav truffles

by Rippey February 13, 2009

Rasbery truffel butter

Raspberry truffle butter is when you pull you dick out of the asshole an continue fucking her bloody menstral pussy and the tan reddish buttery substance around her pussy is raspberry truffle butter.

Eat yo pussy heo, hell nah , not after I just put it in your pussy from your ass, you got that Rasbery truffel butter you rachet ass hoe!!

by Amishjackson April 28, 2015

Traffic Sign

A common tattoo located at the lower back of some females. Basically to direct a (stoned) male where to put his genitalia.

Without seeing Lisa's traffic sign, Chad would have been to stoned to find her pussy.

by mjoblio May 31, 2004

Murphy's Traffic Law

The simple fact of reality which states that whenever one is in a hurry, one or more of the following effects are experienced when driving a car:

-Chance of encountering consecutive red lights is increased.

-When in an intersection, chance of having a left turn larry in your line is increased.

-Chance of getting stuck behind an extremely conservative driver or a naturally slower vehicle is greatly increased.

Basically, the Murphy's Law of driving. If you need to get their fast, you're going to get their less quickly.

Boss - You're late.

Flunky - Sorry. 6 red lights in a row, got stuck behind an 18-wheeler, and it seemed like everyone just wanted to turn left today.

Crony - Murphy's Traffic Law. Respect.

by magzillas November 7, 2010

truffin'

To be truffin' is to have reached a state of absolute bliss or nirvana. In order to powertruff, one can use alcohol or narcotics. Most often, people can be found truffin' at parties, or social gatherings, where the likelihood of achieving such a state is exponentially increased. In other words, to be truffin' is to be utterly happy, uninhibited and content with life. Once you begin truffin', you immediately become a truffer, sometimes referred to as "the truff".

Drunk friend 1: Yo son, is you truffin' or what?
Drunk friend 2: Hell yeah I'm truffin'! Boi I AM the truff!
Drunk friend 1: Word?
Drunk friend 2: Word.

by Dirty Dam April 12, 2007

truffle bubble

When you ejaculate during anal sex and your lady partner farts a cum bubble.

Dang son my girl blew a big truffle bubble last night after anal sex.

by red velvet May 8, 2015