wall toucher

Used a insult for super nerds that have the communication skills of a paper bag. They walk down hallways with one hand always resting on the wall, and do not make eye contact with other humans.

Friend 1: Hey do you know Steve the new computer technician?

Friend 2: Oh you mean the wall toucher?

by xx7 July 8, 2020

Serial butt toucher

One who goes around town touching random butts for no reason.

"Whatever you do, stay away from Lyle. Word has it that he is a serial butt toucher."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 20, 2010

Touch Tips

The act of two grown men pulling out their dicks and touching the tips of their dicks together. Usually performed in small groups when the individuals are very excited about something mutual.

Hey Bill, we won the project, we should Touch Tips to celebrate!

by Gobber May 28, 2012

touchaphobe

A person who has a fear of being touched by/touching other people.

You want a hug?
No way, I'm a touchaphobe!

by Joflex June 30, 2006

touchpants

a vulgar sensation, much like a piss shudder, but while flaccid.

oh mom, i'm a little touchpants right now. i don't think so.

by baggins November 19, 2005

Touch of the tard

An adjective phrase to describe someone who is stupid, moronic or idiotic.

“Hear about Wayne? He failed Sex Ed , what an idiot!”
“Ya, that boy’s got a wee touch of the tard!”

by Marsh1232 January 21, 2018

A touch of the Beebo's

A Touch of the 'beebo's':
The inability to take a shit in public.

Usually occurs when then person trying to drop the kids off at the pool know that other people will hear.

"Aw man, I can't go with you there, I've been dying all day but the seal just won't crack... I've got a touch of the Beebo's"

by Y-Bob July 14, 2009