The condition of being stuck at work, manning the periodicals desk, when you really need to take a poop but you can't because a patron might need help finding an article in Trombone Enthusiast magazine.
by chuck_the_plant November 16, 2011
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It has no meaning whatsoever, and it's possible uses are only limited to your imagination.
It has no meaning whatsoever, and it's possible uses are only limited to your imagination.
"Oh my days, Michael is such a trombonaphone."
"Dude, watch me find a word that isn't in the Urb-Dic. Trombonaphone"
"Dude, watch me find a word that isn't in the Urb-Dic. Trombonaphone"
by The Sockslinger October 5, 2021
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by KozmikDude May 10, 2009
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Remind me to thank Rachel’s parents for giving her all those music lessons. Why? Cause she plays the best dutch trombone.
My cousin asked me if I wanted to try something different so she did the old dutch trombone. Made me skeet skeet.
My cousin asked me if I wanted to try something different so she did the old dutch trombone. Made me skeet skeet.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
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Tradesman #1 - I don’t reckon keith is going to make it through to smoko, he was hittin the jars something fierce last night.
Tradesman #2 - Get him playing a few tones on the tradesman trombone and he’ll be right as purple rain.
Tradesman #2 - Get him playing a few tones on the tradesman trombone and he’ll be right as purple rain.
by Sinor skeezioli November 7, 2022
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In addition to the above statement, there is also the secondary humor involved with the muffled low end sound that would actually come out of a rusty trombine.
In addition to the above statement, there is also the secondary humor involved with the muffled low end sound that would actually come out of a rusty trombine.
by jd March 31, 2004
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