Thonking

*Thinking intensifies*

T H O N K I N G

John: Yo, yesterday Jon started THONKING so fucking much his brain almost went into maximum THONKING overdrive .
Joanne: I know. It was INSANE.

Jon: r ya fagz tolkin abut me?

by EcxsVoc June 16, 2017

Thong

An undergarment worn mostly by girls that covers up the pussy and exposes the ass.

Craig : Wow I just love the summertime all the chicks are wearing Thongs under there shorts!
Chad : Yeah and when they bend over you can see there ass!
Steve : Hey guy's I'm not wearing my Thong today gotta let my balls air out!
Chad : That does it no more Thongs at work!

by SlopNChop July 28, 2017

thong-dollaz

(Noun): Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons.

Damn that stripper got alot of thong-dollaz in that thong. She must spend a lot of time at the club.

Dude that's my mom !!!

by J.Jacques December 13, 2008

Thong Thursday

Every Thursday, girls, mainly in high school, wear their best thong to school in see thru leggings in a competition to see how fat their ass looks, and how many guys look at it

Stacy: “OMG, Stephanie did you see Rachel’s thong!? She’s definitely winning Thong Thursday”
Stephanie: “Yeah I did, every guy was looking at her ass, even the teachers!”

by BeanCroc69 May 22, 2019

Poop Thong

Poop Thong is when a girl (or guy) gets poop stains on their thong as a result of either:

a) Not wiping well enough after defecation
b) Uncontrollable explosive diarrhea
c) Anal seepage

"Yo, I heard that girl Brandi Endbare had a poop thong. It was stankier than 2 homeless mothafuckaz playin' golf on a school night, ya feel me?"

"Yeah...yeah I feel ya dawg, like a threesome between a giraffe, a hippogriff, and Ted Danson."

"Exactly mah dude, like the sickest mothafuckin' thing you ever saw. I'm talkin' sicker than a vag degreased Betty White on peyote"

"Yeah man that be some fucked up shit, thinkin' about it just makes me wanna shit a beehive"

"Better that than a poop thong. Did I tell you about that girl Brandi Endbare?"

by PoonStabba and the PussPatrol November 4, 2012

big thonk

The act of thonking upon something that requires the utmost brainpower, exhausting all of one's abilities to thonk.

Guy 1: Why doesn't this McChicken taste like chicken
Guy 2: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Big Thonk

by YoinkmanSupreme November 15, 2018

Thong

sandal

i have a thong on

by zoma August 20, 2003