Pompey Steamer

The act of mutilating somebody using the following system of humiliation.
1. Dragging somebody to the street by their nostrils.
2. Brutalise the persons face with your fists/feet/forehead.
3. Shit on their battered body.
4. Wipe your arse on their hair.
5. Piss in their eyes.
6. Insert foreign object into rectum (object should be hefty in the girth department).
7. Casually leave the scene.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Alan giving Frenchy another Pompet Steamer. Something about a watch or something.
Guy 2: yeah, Alan is one brutal son of a bitch.
Guy 1: anal baby.
Guy 2: yea... anal.

by The Circle April 6, 2005

Strawberry Steamer

Any of numerous sexual activities having to do with bloody diarrhea, particularly a bloody bowel movement performed above the bare chest of another individual.

The prostitute was hired for a mere two hundred dollars, however, after performing a strawberry steamer she informed me that this amount would be doubled.

by Chance C. June 21, 2007

miami steamer

The act of taking a crap on a person's back while they are laying out in the sun, leaving a nice pile of shit tan line.

Jon left a steaming "J" on April's back, she's gonna have one hell of a Miami Steamer tan when she wakes up.

by CubanAso September 14, 2006

Hot Steamer

A sexual act where your partner takes a dump on your chest.

Jesse DeMello just gave Anythony Parrone a hot steamer.

by Jesse DeMello January 23, 2009

Alabama Steamer

Taking a "number two" on a female's vagina and then performing oral sex on her.

"John did an Alabama steamer on her? Sick!"

by Lost4You March 4, 2009

lorraine steamer

When you shit on her chest then go right in the crack from behind

On my wedding night, my wife wanted to try something new so we I gave her the lorraine steamer

by topdog34iswoof October 3, 2019

Window Steamer

Retarded kids riding on a short bus with their faces pressed against the glass, causing window to steam up.

Man, did you see that bus full of window steamers just ride by ?

by Fletch11 December 24, 2010