Ostrich

A man who has a small head, huge upper body, and the smallest fucking legs you'll ever see in your life.

Bro did you see that ostrich? I bet I can use his legs as toothpicks!

by thisisnotSina July 10, 2015

ostrich#3366

A notorious Discord user known for his hatred of pedophiles and Russians. He only plays mobile games and is an X-bow main.

Johnathan: Bruhhh that x-bow user is such an annoying piece of shit, he keeps BMing me.
BSC: yeah that's ostrich#3366, that Chinese bitch.

by Slipping pie February 28, 2023

Serial Ostrich

An Ostrich that periodically terrorizes the town by kickboxing locals

you: What is a Serial Ostrich?
me: basically a kangaroo but ostrich
you: ????

by cane05893549027523890123892 September 24, 2020

Ostrich

Something a Very popular rapper flexed in a song

"Who's this? He should be in cockpit uh, Cause im flyer than a fucking Ostrich"

by adhfgsdhhgfgh March 16, 2021

curious ostrich

1) When a man sticks his penis into an unknown environment and would prefer not know what it was that he stuck his penis into. 2) When a man sticks his penis into the sand because there is little else that can provide same level of friction that one gets with sand. 3) On a night so debaucherous that one would swing their penis in the air and bury it anywhere like they just don't care, but the next morning they are kinda curious as to where their penis has been the night before.

Dude what happened at the petting zoo?!?! I don't want to know, though I have a feeling it was a curious ostrich kind of night!

Beach week was epic while I did not hook up with anyone I did pull a curious ostrich!

Holy fucking shit with everything that happened last night I am one curious ostrich; as my dick has bumps all over it and it burns when I pee!

by Taco Corp November 14, 2013

Ostrich

iFunny’s way of censoring the word “retard”

No you ostrich, 5x5 is 25.
Your opinion is ostriched.

by anonymous July 28, 2021

naughty ostrich

Someone or something that attacks a person that has invaded its personal space. Typically a zoo animal attacking a person that entered or reached through the animal's cage.

Rachel was sitting on the front porch enjoying the weather when Bob snuck up from behind her and asked, "When are you going to mow your lawn?" Rachel turned and bit him on the finger. "You're a real naughty ostrich!" he exclaimed.

by senecaparkzoo June 1, 2016