Ushy Gushy Coffin Box

Girlfriend: Do you want a taste a my Ushy Gushy Coffin Box?
Boyfriend: No thanks, im too dead inside.

by BigdaddySUS February 14, 2023

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wake up and smell the coffin

An admonition to get an idea of the dire hopelessness of the situation.

Your girlfriend told the cops about your heroin stash so wake up and smell the coffin.

by keith hubbell November 07, 2006

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To make a situation worse by moaning about it before it has reached its natural conclusion.

"This bonfire night is shit. It's 9.30 and we haven't seen any fireworks yet"
"Chill out, don't turn a cough in to a coffin"

by tytybo November 09, 2011

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when someone says something confirming your doubts.

when he said she was going to fail the class, she finally decided to give up and not go.

by digi148 January 11, 2005

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When someone covers their partner in feces, lays them out to dry in the sun, and lets the feces crust around them, forming a cocoon like coating.

I can't believe he put that poor civilian in a brown coffin.

by August 12, 2024

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Jake shanked tommy at lunch today. He's going into the temporary coffin

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Jake shanked tommy at lunch, jake is going in to the temporary coffin.

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