old age

Anyone who is 20 years older than you are
Old age is a shifting scale. When you are 10, 30 is old. When you reach 30, 50 seems old. When you reach 50, 70 seems old and so on. So it is a shifting scale where nobody ever thinks they are old.
by MrMagnesium November 01, 2012
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middle age

The period of a person's life that falls between youth and wishing you would fucking die. For some the line between middle age and old age is very thin.

Richard Nixon was born middle aged; Madonna achieved middle age when she became irrelevant; Dick Cheney bypassed middle age and went straight to old age as fast as he could get there.
My dad and mom still think they're young, but the sad truth is they hit middle age early in life and won't admit it.
by Vermont Ferret July 14, 2005
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age

a loser, outcast, unwanted. Has very small penis
"I feel like a complete age."
"God, Becky, you're such an age!"
"Get lost! Can't you see your age here?"
"Whoa that's ages tiny"
by Sam :D August 26, 2003
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ag-town

Ag-town is short for Arlington, TX it's not really that hood but it does have some areas that are. Anything north of Pioneer parkway is hood, kind of. Home of the Texas Rangers and future home of the Dallas Cowboys.
I'm going to Ag-Town to watch the ranger game.
by mistermdot May 06, 2006
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Age dysphoria

It refers to when you feel a different age than you are. When told your real age it produces a profound state of dissatisfaction and/or unease. Prolonged effects of age dysphoria may derive into depression and/or anxiety.

Said dysphoria does not necessarily see itself linked with sexual desire towards any specific age group, or gender. Although the term has been adopted before by paedophilic individuals to justify their attraction to children, which has given it a questionable reputation.
Stop telling me im 20 years old, it's giving me age dysphoria
by Ledditor September 29, 2021
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stone age

A period in a persons life, usually during high school, college and/or unemployment, spent mostly under the influence of marijuana.
His sophomore year in college was a real stone age. People called him and his roommate 'Fred and Barney'.
by spaa August 07, 2010
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Age of 12

The target age that anime addicted college guys search for girls to hang out with and have as girlfriends
"Wow that was an awesome episode of pokemon, now I must visit the local middle school for a girlfrind at the age of 12"
by UUGH October 19, 2004
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