Wii-Leet

When one is 100 times more awesome at any game on the Wii or any console, such as Super Smash Bros. or Halo, than any other living creature on earth. This person must be able to beat any person in a one on one in any game, while keeping one arm tied behind their back, hold a grenade in their mouth by the pin without dropping it, and be able to listen to Michael Jackson's Thriller, dancing around on one leg while juggling a newborn infant, a flaming chainsaw covered in battery acid, and a nuclear warhead. After performing all of these pre-game warm-ups, this player will proceed to beat the other person into the ground in any game, but it must be done in less that .05 seconds. If this person cannot meat these pre-requisites, they fail.
Example A: John- "Frank almost got to be proclaimed Wii-leet by the Wii community yesterday, but at the last minute dropped the flaming acid covered chainsaw on the newborn infant."

Example B: Halo Player: "I just got 25 kills and only 2 deaths!" Wii-leet guy walks in room, and his awesomeness just forces the Halo Player to implode then explode resulting in miniature figurines of the Wii-leet player to fall upon the world to all the good little boys and girls.
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wii hook

What auto-correct gives you when you're trying to type "Woo Hooo!" also known as Woo Hoo.
My favorite song is on! Wii Hook! (sent via mobile device)
by Just Kelly January 05, 2012
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Wii muscles

The parts of your body that end up hurting after an especially intense Wii session.
Random person #1: "Oww! My Arm hurts so much! Way too much bowling!"
Random person #2: "Gotta work on your Wii muscles"
by Bizzi January 08, 2009
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wii guy

Me
I am the wii guy
by Wii Guy May 10, 2021
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wii-mail

to send a message on the nintendo wii
wii#1:hi... send message
wii#2:message recived...CLICK... hi
yeah i got a wii-mail
by aronh September 04, 2007
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wii-itis

wrist condition caused by overuse of the wii, sort of like carpral tunnel
I can't write cause of my wii-itis
by Thomas Flaherty March 27, 2008
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Wii baseball

The quickest way to get a sore arm besides from jacking off.
My arm is so sore from Wii baseball.
by 8tb39q4 g March 09, 2020
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