stinky pinkie test

A stinky pinkie test is a ritual a conscientious female might perform before engaging in sexual activity.

I went to the ladies' room and passed the stinky pinkie test, so I knew I could let this guy go ahead and eat at the y.

My stinky pinkie test was made of fail, so I turned on the tap and took a whore's bath and went back to the pig roast.

by THEViolator February 19, 2009

Penetration tester

A worker who attempts to exploit a venerability in a corporate network.

Person 1: I just got hired on at RIM!!
Person 2: So you just got a RIM Job??
Person 1: YES...and I got a pretty cool position too
Person 2: O'rly? (go/orly)
Person 1: Penetration Tester
Person 2: So let me get this straight...your a penetration tester at your RIM Job??
Person 1: Yes sir..

by Bigg Jimmy B May 21, 2009

bus test

A thought experiment which explores the impact of losing a person: If a particularly empowered individual in an organization is hit by a bus, will the organization suffer greatly? If yes, fail. If no, pass.

Greg got stuck in a blizzard, right before the company's server failure. It was three days before anyone else could even start to fix the email... guess they fail the bus test.

by we_fail March 19, 2008

Go old testament on your ass

Meaning that you are going to be beaten or killed for whatever transgression you committed. Old testament of the Bible speaks of terrible punishments given by God.

Someone deliberately scratches your car. You tell the person that you are going to go old testament on your ass. You lay an ass whopping on him and you have effectively 'gone old testament on his ass'

by in-the-dark July 10, 2010

testetuck

Tuck your private parts in between your legs and expose yourself to your fellow peers as a lady.

Andy proper testetucked kayne the other night, was sick...yet impressive

by j.bligh October 29, 2008

Test Hell

A day that includes at least three tests, quizzes, or exams.

I was in test hell on friday after I finished my second quiz and still had one test to go

by trumpeteerx December 11, 2009

testi test

The phrase testi test is when you scratch or wipe you bollocks with you hand and sniff it to see how your sack is smelling,usually done discreetly especially in good company.

any luck with that pretty girl last night Adam?
no mate i didnt want to scare her off i did a testi test and i was humming down there,my knackers were sweating like Michael Jackson in Toys R us.

by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015