tender love

Two gay guys with Hemorrhoids

By the way those guys are walking there, you can tell they have Tender Love!!!

by !9yroldmother&wife May 9, 2017

Triple Tender Burger

When you slap your cock onto a KFC double tender burger.

I was starving so I had a Triple Tender Burger for lunch.

by stoneleigh_street March 30, 2020

Fuck Me Tender

An exclamation, usually said loudly after experiencing sudden pain or hearing particularly bad, unexpected news.

I lost how much in the stock market today? oH Fuck Me Tender! Are you kidding me?!

by CJ Banks August 20, 2007

memphis meat tenderizer

When a man places his erect penis on a solid surface, typically a counter top, and his lover repeatedly slams their forhead on the engorged member until said member is flaccid. Also used to treat erections lasting more than four hours.

I popped a viagra and my dick was still hard four hours later, and thank the lord my tranny girlfriend knew of the memphis meat tenderizer, therefore avoiding a trip to the emergency room!

by savages April 16, 2014

Love Me Tenders

A variation on the Dirty Sanchez Named after the late Elvis Presley wherein a Mustache is replaced with Side Burns.

Oh man, I was tagging this bitch doggy style last night and I stuck my finger in her as and gave her the old Love Me Tenders

by DudicalDuude December 27, 2007

Chicken Tenders Cult

A cult full of mentally ill nerds who praise Chicken Tenders and also sometimes study. Occasionally.

Zach: "Hey can I join the Chicken Tenders Cult?"
Literally everyone: "Ew no virgins allowed."

by Chicken Tenders Cult November 3, 2022

tender viddles

Originally a brand of cat food, the name was adopted to mean another thing. A super hot female that you would like to have sex with or just think she is hot.

Mike did you see that girl at the cash register?
Yeah dude that chick was tender viddles!

by zoticus1 February 16, 2008