smerp

a soundful and continuous kiss

I gave him a smerp before saying goodbye.

by beth iggy May 2, 2005

The Sherpa

A title earned by completing a most awesome sexual act, charachterized by an obese female laying face down, while a mountain goat eats cocktail weenies out of her ass, and completed by a male penetrating the goat. The male penetrator then becomes The Sherpa.

"I wasn't seriously thinking about it because she was so hefty, but I really wanted to put "The Sherpa" in the skills section of my CV."

by Los Dick'n'Balls December 5, 2012

Skerp

To obtain blow-jobs

we be skerpin yee yee yee

by James M. Enitnelav MD, PHD March 14, 2010

derp 'n' smerp

The act of skipping school and then smoking weed.

"Fuck this next class, let's derp 'n' smerp!"

by Moofuhdoo May 8, 2009

semen suckin sea serpent of the seven seas

A female who appears to have sucked so much semen over the years that she has become pale and skinny almost albino like and has traveled the world extensivley seeking out other victims,like a vampire she waits in the darkness of the sea A.K.A the world for to suck every man dry!!!

(CHRIS): Shit Todd you don't look so good.

(TODD): Yeah man I know I met this slut last night and I took her $2 ass home and she completly sucked the life force out of me. I think she was a semen suckin sea serpent of the seven seas!!!!

by squirtdonkeys July 23, 2007

sterp

A stupid person, usually a girl.

Check out that sterp over there

by xjedix May 1, 2007

Slurpin' the Serpent

When your woman dribbles saliva on your cock and slups it off while she gives you head.

My roommate walked in to find Suzy slurpin' the serpent.

by Kade Johnson April 26, 2006