slerp means sleep but with a book on top of you. typically used when one needs to sleep but must be bored to death to shut their eyes so they read a textbook and fall asleep with said book on top of them.
Boy 1: Just go to slerp
Boy 2: you mean sleep?
Boy 1: no, slerp, it helps you fall asleep faster fam.
Boy 2: aight gee imma go slerp right now
Boy 2: you mean sleep?
Boy 1: no, slerp, it helps you fall asleep faster fam.
Boy 2: aight gee imma go slerp right now
by doctorfluke December 04, 2018
to drool in your sleep; to generate exceptionally long drops of spit connecting the corner of your mouth with the puddle around your pillow
by slerper November 08, 2010
by i love anime boys October 17, 2018
Somebody who comes and goes without doing much.
Telling ridiculous stories while being deadly serious.
Having a keen interest in Anime.
Telling ridiculous stories while being deadly serious.
Having a keen interest in Anime.
by Hazzardous June 14, 2011
A contraction literally meaning "slut herpes;" herpes possessed by a slut. Typically used to denote that a person most likely has an STD due to their reputation as a slut.
by Marle Forge May 14, 2008
When you slowly pull your penis out of a woman's vagina while the woman clenches her vagina causing a slerpping sound.
I was in the middle of fucking and i pulled my groin. So i slowly got up and heard a slerping sound come out from beneath me. I realized that we had just been "Turtle Slerpping"
by FuckYouAssWhole October 04, 2010