swerple

the act of loving someone more no matter what they say.

JonJon, I swerple you. <44444

by BrainlessGenius822 June 13, 2011

skerple

The most blatant rip off of a Sharpie that the Chinese have ever come up with. Same font on the pen, same exact shape, hell its even got the same packaging.

Guy 1: Hey can I borrow a Sharpie?
Guy 2: Yeah sure *hands Skerple*
Guy 1: Dude wtf is this? Are you on welfare or something?
Guy 2: *no response*

by zomgwtflolbbq June 14, 2007

Swerpes

Men who have sexual intercourse with Taylor Swift subsequently suffer from being tainted, colloquially known as Swerpes

Jake Gyllenhaal has obtained swerpes

by charles_on_a_horse April 5, 2011

Skerples

The "NEW" Sharpie! It might be a knock off but its BETTER than Sharpies. 1. It writes better. 2. ITS ACTUALLY PERMANANT! 3. Its fun! They look exactly like Shapries except they say "Skerple" on them! Thats the ONLY bad thing!! Ok? I'll add more later!

1: Look at this SHARPIE! Its AMAZING! I love it! Its permanat!
2: STUPID! Thats a knock off Sharpie! No wonder its so much better!
1: What is it then?
2: Its a SKERPLE!!
1+2: YAY SKERPLES!!

by Bekacc November 14, 2007

swerkle

The act of maliciously turning slowly or becoming visible to a person or persons to express a state of being.

Jared swerkled in his chair .

Ashley turned the corner. but then swerkled back so they knew.

by jerry beats October 21, 2015

Swerpes

A deadly mixture of swine flu and Herpes. Known to cause blindness, erectile dysfunction, hair loss, depression, genital warts, a mild fever and DEATH. God help us.

"Dude, I think got swerpes from that girl last night"

"OMFG!"

by Captaingogog November 1, 2009

SWEEPLE

1.To give a blowjob so hard that the testes are sucked right out of their sack, up the shaft and into the mouth of the person fellating. Often results in heamorraging.

2.A Croation broom made of feathers and porcupine needles, used for sweeping other things made of feathers and porcupine needles. Useless really.

1. Im gonna sweeple him to death

OR she sweepled me so bad last night, now im impitant.

2. look at my sweeple brush. I hate it but i cant bear to throw it out.

by James Richardson. December 16, 2008