The most blatant rip off of a Sharpie that the Chinese have ever come up with. Same font on the pen, same exact shape, hell its even got the same packaging.

Guy 1: Hey can I borrow a Sharpie?
Guy 2: Yeah sure *hands Skerple*
Guy 1: Dude wtf is this? Are you on welfare or something?
Guy 2: *no response*

skerple by zomgwtflolbbq June 14, 2007

Related Words

swerple • skerple • SWEEPLE • Swerpes • sherple • sperple • Swarple • sweepleall • swepple • swerkle

Swerpes

Men who have sexual intercourse with Taylor Swift subsequently suffer from being tainted, colloquially known as Swerpes

Jake Gyllenhaal has obtained swerpes

Swerpes by charles_on_a_horse April 5, 2011

Skerples

The "NEW" Sharpie! It might be a knock off but its BETTER than Sharpies. 1. It writes better. 2. ITS ACTUALLY PERMANANT! 3. Its fun! They look exactly like Shapries except they say "Skerple" on them! Thats the ONLY bad thing!! Ok? I'll add more later!

1: Look at this SHARPIE! Its AMAZING! I love it! Its permanat!
2: STUPID! Thats a knock off Sharpie! No wonder its so much better!
1: What is it then?
2: Its a SKERPLE!!
1+2: YAY SKERPLES!!

Skerples by Bekacc November 14, 2007

swerkle

The act of maliciously turning slowly or becoming visible to a person or persons to express a state of being.

Jared swerkled in his chair .

Ashley turned the corner. but then swerkled back so they knew.

swerkle by jerry beats October 21, 2015

Swerpes

A deadly mixture of swine flu and Herpes. Known to cause blindness, erectile dysfunction, hair loss, depression, genital warts, a mild fever and DEATH. God help us.

"Dude, I think got swerpes from that girl last night"

"OMFG!"

Swerpes by Captaingogog November 1, 2009

SWEEPLE

1.To give a blowjob so hard that the testes are sucked right out of their sack, up the shaft and into the mouth of the person fellating. Often results in heamorraging.

2.A Croation broom made of feathers and porcupine needles, used for sweeping other things made of feathers and porcupine needles. Useless really.

1. Im gonna sweeple him to death

OR she sweepled me so bad last night, now im impitant.

2. look at my sweeple brush. I hate it but i cant bear to throw it out.

SWEEPLE by James Richardson. December 16, 2008

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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