Stiff Cheese

A New Zealand expression meaning "tough luck"

So yoru car won't start, that's just stiff cheese.

by greg saunders January 18, 2004

Staffs

A word used when someone over exaggerates

Example:

Steve - I had sex with 50 men on the weekend

Bob - Staffs!

by Dick Cheese June 5, 2005

stiff tongue

to curl your tongue into a u-shape making it stiff and then tongue punching someones shithole, atleast reaching 2.5cm into said shit cavity.....not to be confused with a swipe over.

he threw my legs up in the air and stiff tongued me, all i could say was 'OH WOW'

by lurboe September 18, 2014

staffie

The free drink/s you get after working at a bar.
The free meal you get after working at in a kitchen/restaurant.

"I stayed back for a few staffie's after work."

by Diego September 3, 2003

stiff upper lip

Somewhat antiquated English saying, meaning that one must finish a task despite all odds.

C'mon, lads. Keep a stiff upper lip!

by Daniel February 3, 2005

Smyffed

Originates from the request "shut my Facebook"; however, it is now more commonly used as a generic term for successfully having your profile barred from any social network.

Must only be used about people who are trying to get barred using good humour or by pushing the social network rulebook to see how far the administators will let them go.

Not to be used for general social misfits, that's why we have words like "sicko" and "yob".

DAVE: "Hi, John. I haven't seen you on-line for a while and I can't find your profile. What's occuring?"

JOHN: "You remember that group I set up for a laugh?"

DAVE: "Oh yeah, I enjoyed that"

JOHN: "Well apparently it went against the small print so I got smyffed. Don't worry though, the ban lifts in 6 days"

by Mahabarat February 20, 2010

karrine steffans

A nasty disgusting vile of a woman who was born with a dick in her mouth . She is a whore who slept with celebs and wrote a tell all book. "How to be a nasty ass slut."

"I'm thirsty. Can I drink your cum?"

Paris Hilton, Tila Tequila, Lindsay Lohan, Karrine Steffans, Monica Lewinsky

by Sweet Love March 5, 2010