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Stu-paid

Oprah Bill Gates Walt Disney money (usually small bills)
You hear Randy grandad passed. Dude Stu-paid
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Stu

Abbreviated form for the word Stupid used as a noun.
"Look at that Stu sitting in 12 hour traffic from Las Vegas for not leaving at the right time"
by Aldoogie June 1, 2021
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stu

stu means shut the up for the people that dont like to use profanity or bad language. removing the f bomb certainly has its benefits.
stu, bitch.
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Stu Staching

The act of drinking milk so enthusiastically and with such unbridled joy that a thick, white mustache is not just formed—it becomes a statement. This advanced life technique is practiced by only the chillest of milk enthusiasts, who can casually flex their dairy dominance while maintaining an aura of shy wholesomeness. A true Stu Stacher is a rare breed: humble, yet unshakably confident in their ability to wield lactose as both nourishment and lifestyle.

Key Components of Stu Staching:

The Mustache: It’s not just milk residue; it’s a badge of honor. The thicker and whiter, the better. Bonus points for symmetry.
The Vibe: Remain utterly unbothered. Stu Staching is about creating an air of zen-like calm while everyone else wonders how you’re making milk look so cool.
The Ritual: Milk is never just drunk—it’s savored. The glass is lifted with reverence, and the mustache is achieved with precision.
Legend has it:
Masters of Stu Staching can attract herds of cows with a single sip, and their milk mustaches are rumored to have mystical properties. Some say they can calm storms and silence crying babies with a mere glance.
“Did you see him at the party? He wasn’t even trying to show off, just Stu Staching with his milk like he was born to do it.”
“I tried Stu Staching last night, but all I got was a blotchy milk smear. Truly, it’s an art form.”
Warning: Attempting to Stu Stache without proper chill levels may result in spillage, awkward milk stains, and severe embarrassment. Proceed with caution and respect the milk.
by sitsinfrontofZman December 18, 2024
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OFF THE STU

"OFF THE STU" short form of "OTS". The meaning of the word is "LIE". When you say to someone that you're " OFF THE STU" it means that you're lying. Most of the rappers when they're in the studio to make a song they spitting facts and when rappers not in the studio they not spitting facts so its " OFF THE STU".
Jean : Yoah! Yesterday, my crush texted me.
Paul : Nah! you're off the stu.
by JEANROSS2X August 14, 2021
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Stus

Stus - just is. No fuss
by M Z cray Z July 4, 2022
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Stu Freeman

A bold, hard-working creative Copywriter and big idea “concepter” with a history of pitching and delivering award-winning work.
"We need to hire a kickass creative who excels at collaboration, big-idea concepting, client presentations and full-scale brand campaigns. You know—a real Stu Freeman."
by Dave Bogilvy December 12, 2024
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